Chapter 18:
𝘩𝘦 𝘦𝘢𝘵 𝘢𝘴𝘴
ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ɴᴏᴡ ᴛᴇxᴛɪɴɢ 'ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʀᴀᴄᴋʜᴇᴀᴅꜱ 😜'
SHURI
would you suck toes for a million dollars?
HARLEY
hell yea, i'd suck toes for a million dollars!
MJ
what are you guys on?
NED
happy crack!
SHURI
i got you and the stuff
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HARLEY
ok, better question. peter, would you eat ass for a mil, or let aunt may die?
PETER
i'm not letting aunt may die 😂😂
SHURI
lmfao, peter eats ass! 😜
NED
peter the ass eater! 😫😜
PETER
i said under the right circumstances!
HARLEY
naw boi u eat azz! 😂😂
MJ
😷😷😷
LOKI
lmfao
NED
i knew he was a perv!
PETER
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HARLEY
wait, where did loki come from?
LOKI
I'm everywhere, bitches ✌
'ꜱɴᴀᴋᴇʏ-ʙᴏɪ 🐍' ʜᴀꜱ ʟᴇꜰᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʜᴀᴛ
NED
eh, who gives a fuck
MJ
are they drunk or something?
PETER
nah, that's just ned, shuri, and harley
HARLEY
are you seriously watching tik toks all by yourself?
SHURI
if you love tik tok, you'll love tik tok live!
PETER
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MJ
ah, so innocent
PETER
i think the fuck not, you trick ass bitch
NED
his first words!
SHURI
now say, "fuck you, tony!"
PETER
i would be grounded for life
NED
*you would ground yourself for life
MJ
nah. bet you could have sex on ghe couch and he'll clap uou on the back and say something like, "good job, son!"
PETER
tony's not my dad!
NED
says you
SHURI
he pays your for being his intern!
PETER
aren't you a princess? aren't you like, rich?
SHURI
and aren't you an insect? aren't you like, supposed to be spayed with raid?
PETER
touché, bitch, touché
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𝐇𝐄𝐘 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄, 𝐒𝐎𝐔𝐋𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐄, avengers
Fanfiction❝ oh shit, thanks mr. stark. ❞ ❝ yeah, but this isn't mr. stark. ❞ ✦✧:·. 𝗛𝗘𝗬 𝗧𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗘, 𝗦𝗢𝗨𝗟𝗠𝗔𝗧𝗘 :·.✦✧ in which one call with a cute spiderboy makes her whole world glow. ‣ following the events of avengers: endgame avengers x...
