Crazy + Genius (Ryden)

A Shopping Trip Is in Order

(OML THIS PICTURE HELLA WHOLESOME AMIRITE 

Like they're both so fuckin cuuuuutttteeee

I know I say this at the beginning of every chapter, but iT nEeDs to be sAiD oKaY

THE TWO OF THEM ARE 

ADORABLE 

AND PRECIOUS 

AND LOVELY 

AND PERFECT 

AND THEY'RE LITTLE BEANS 

THAT DESERVE EVERY SINGLE FUCKIN OUNCE OF YOUR LOVE

AND AFFECTION

YOU KNOW THAT I'M RIGHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

That was a really dumb Green Day reference

Alright I'm done, for now, anyway) 

So hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii you guyssssssss

Did you guys enjoy the little interview from the last chapter 

Because I have more of that in my drafts and I'll put it on my chapters if y'all wish

Time for the song of the day bitches 

Let's fuckin blazzzzzzzzzzeeeeeeeeeeee

*opening music and me dancing like a weirdo* 

Welcome to the club! 

*more opening music*

Welcome to the-

Orange juice, pour out half the carton,

Grey Goose, pour it, get it started.

Good times, remedy your sorrows,

Baptize, don't worry about tomorrow.

*starts shimmying like crazy*

Shake it up, shake it up, now it's time to dive in,

Share a cup, share a cup, now you're screwdrivin'

Every weekend with your friends

Every weekday when it ends

Damn, it's all good, I guess

This is what it feels like, 

When you become one of the drunks

This is what it feels like 

When you become one of the drunks

Searching for a new high, 

High as the sun, uncomfortably numb 

This is what it feels like 

When you become 

One of the drunks

Lol One of the Drunks has been my bop of the week and the only straight it is 

Is a straight up VIBE 

aM i rIgHt fElLaS hAHAHAHAHahhahahahaAHAHA

Anyway 

WHO IS READY

FOR ANOTHER 

HORIBBLY WRITTEN CHAPTER