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i've been wanting to do something like this for a while, some of these will be from things i like so if you know what it's from please speak up so i know that you know
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john: god what even is a cabbage patch kid? it's like, you were cutting into a head of lettuce and oh shit a baby.
john: i wanted a salad, but now i have a child.
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john: imagine that your brain is made of tiny boxes, then find the box that's gay and CRUSH IT
smit:
john: ok?
smit: oh nononono, i'm not having gay thoughts
mini: ALRIGHT! IT WORKED!
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in a dnd au:
bard john: i love you bitch
sorcerer smit: oh my god.
bard john: i ain't never gonna stop loving you, bitch.
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barbarian tyler to john: hey lets take turns telling each other secrets about ourselves
tyler: i'll go first, i hate you
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john: his name is duke mirage, and if someone comes up to me and introduces themselves as duke mirage, my pants are already off.
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smit: *writing on some paper* would say it's been fun, but i'm not a liar
john: oh it's l-i-e-r babe
smit: we get it john, you're a good speller
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that's all i have for now, i should do this more often
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