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Peter Parker, for the most part, is your average teenager. He had his own daily routine that never seemed to break. That is until one fateful day where he simply t...
(A/N this was supposed to be THE chapter but I'm having a bad day and didn't have the time to write it out BUT I still wanted to publish SOMETHING so y'all get this. I got caught up on a lot of homework and I'm not feeling the best. Sorry. Next chapter? Maybe. Possibly. Most likely)
Peter
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Tony What have you just sent me
Peter It's been on replay in my head all-day
Tony Kid
It's past midnight
Why aren't you asleep?!
Peter Pink panther Mr. Stark!!
Pink panther
Tony WERE YOU THE KID WHO WAS BLASTING IT IN THE BREAK ROOM
Peter uH
Tony I swear I thought it was coming from the ceiling
Peter Well I couldn't confess after you threatened to FIRE them
Tony And you still didn't stop after!!!
Peter I COULDN'T MR. STARK I WAS IN TOO DEEP
I HAD A BET TO WIN
Tony WHO WERE YOU BETTING WITH?!
Peter ...my boss
Tony Aren't I your boss?
Peter You're my boss boss
Not my boss
Tony I'll pretend like that makes sense
Peter Dadum dadum dadum dadum dadum dadum da duuuuuuum dadadadum!
Tony I beg of you to stop
Peter N e v e r
Tony If I hear it play even ONCE tomorrow I will DRAG Pepper in to scream at you for me
Peter Mrs. Potts wouldn't yell at me! She loves me
Tony I hate that you're right
Peter :)
...hey Mr. Stalker??
Tony Yeah?
Peter Do you think you'll be disappointed when you figure out who I am?
Tony What? Of course not!
I already know you're a good kid so there's nothing to worry about
Peter I know but... you're TONY STARK and I'm...
I'm just me?
Tony And that's plenty enough for me Flower
Peter Really?
Tony Of course
No matter who you turn out to be I'll still be here
Peter Alright
That makes me feel better
Tony Were you really nervous about that?
Peter Duh! Who wouldn't?
Tony If it makes you feel any better I was nervous about you finding out who I was
Peter And why's that?
Tony I was worried I'd scare you off
Peter That's absurd!! You're my idol
We've talked for so long it'd take much more to get rid of me
You're like stuck with me now
Tony And the same goes for you
So stop worrying
Peter I feel like you just pulled a reverse card on me
Tony A reverse card?
Peter Ya you know like from uno
Tony Uno??
Peter YOU'VE NEVER PLAYED UNO?!
Gosh!! We gotta play at some point
Tony Well whatever it is I look forward to it
Peter Dadum dadum dadum dadum dadum dadum da duuuuuuum dadadadum
Tony Stop that
Peter I'll see you in the morning dad
Tony Night Flower
(*A good three minutes past*)
Peter I JUST REALIZED I'VE BEEN CALLING TONY STARK DAD
Tony As Pepper once said 'I now have a child'
Now go to sleep!!!!!
Peter I have many mixed feelings
But fine
(*Five minutes pass*)
Tony Darn it Flower now the stupid song is stuck in my head
Peter Hehehehehe
My goals have been accomplished
I love you thoughhh
Tony I love you too
Now actually sleep you still have work tomorrow
Peter Okay okay
This time around Peter kept his panic of saying I love you to Tony Stark to himself and went to sleep.
