Not So Cliche After All [Klance]

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Some of y'all really skipped multiple chapters. How do some of y'all still know what's going on lol.

Keith and Lance walk downstairs and already see Shiro and his mother sitting there, waiting for them. They walk up to them and also sit down.

"So you are Lance?" Shiro's mother looks in his and Keith's direction

"Yeah" he answers awkwardly

"Keith wouldn't shut up about you" she says smiling

Lance glances at Keith "Is that so Keith?" he asks playfully

"How would you know? I only talked to Shiro about Lance" he turns to Lance "and yeah, I did, but only good things so don't worry"

"Of course, there are no bad things about me" 

Keith raises his eyebrows "Are you sure?"

"Okay wow that was just mean" 

She chuckles "Like I said, you really think that you and Shiro are sneaky and quiet? No sweetheart, I have enough blackmail on you and your brother" 

"Oh tell me something" Lance sits up straight, a little bit exited

"Please don't" 

She smiles "So that time after the one party-"

"Oh god not that" Keith hides his face

She continues and Lance's attention is all hers "Like I said, after everyone left and these idiots cleaned the house. I heard the two in the kitchen, and apparently you were listening to Keith's music in his room and this young man was so flustered, when you put his hair behind his ear, he wanted, and I quote 'I wanted to pin him down and fucking kiss him'" she deepens her voice to sound more masculine

Keith shoots up "I don't sound like that!"

She shrugs "I don't care, the situation was gross but cute at the same time"

"Keithy that's cute"

"Don't call me that"

"You can continue to call him that" Shiro says "He likes the nicknames" 

Lance smirks in Keith's direction "If you wanted to pin me down you could have said so" 

"Please don't get sexual on the table, I had it happen once and never again" she says and takes a bite from the food she made

"Really? What happened?" Lance asks

Keith sighs and glares at Shiro "When Shiro and Adam only got together, they did-"

Shiro cuts him off "It happened once, and you don't need to tell everyone who comes to our house" 

"Basically the two of them were horn-" Keith tries to end his sentence but Shiro reaches over the table and shuts his mouth with his hand, which Keith just licked and Shiro immediately backed away.

They all laughed at the situation and proceed to finish the food. Then Keith and Lance went back up to Keith's bedroom.

"Wow you really expose each other all the time, huh?" Lance closes the door behind them

"It's worse when you are the one getting exposed" Keith sighs

Lance leans on the door "Now imagine living with more than just one brother, I basically have a whole kindergarten at home" he chuckles. They stayed silent for a second but Lance breaks it, he couldn't stop thinking about that what Shiro's mother said "So is it true?"