Sing? I guess?

Snowball.

(Disclaimer: Because of how he hogged up the camera time in the second film and resulted in the removal of Tiberius completely from the film, I'm honestly quite upset at him and Kevin Hart. But Tiberius_the_Hawk wanted him here, so... I guess I have to follow through.)

The famous white-furred bunny walks up to the microphone once the curtains open, and almost immediately the crowd cheers at the sight of him. He was quite popular, after... well, taking Tiberius' place in the second film, as well as having his quite attractive girlfriend, Snowflake, boost his popularity even more. Mike had completely changed from his old personality and habits, so right now, Snowball was the most popular pet apart from Max. He wore himself some typical Supreme attire (I hate this trend), a Gucci jacket with his supreme shirt underneath, topped off with his Air Jordan's and sweatpants. He even had a little "SWAG" SnapBack cap on his head with his white shutter-shades. Everyone loved hip-hop artists these days... so this didn't come as much as a surprise as Snowball was one himself as a part-time job.

"HOW YA DOIN' FLUFFBUTTS?! This is your boy, Snowball! It's a pleasure to be here for ya'll tonight and get the chance to perform up here. Shoutout to Tiberius and Tiny Dog for this opportunity!"

The crowd cheers in response to their favorite pet rapper, as Max smiles at the little shoutout. Gidget cuddling close to the handsome pupper.

"This one's called 'Without Me' by Eminem. Be warned, it's got foul language in it."

Almost instantly he's deafened out by the cheering of his fans. He was well-known for his rapping that was featured upon the second film.

Two trailer park girls go round the outside,
Round the outside, round the outside!
Two trailer park girls go round the outside,
Round the outside, round the outside!

Guess who's back, back again.
Shady'a back, tell a friend!
Guess who's back, guess who's back?
Guess who's back, guess who's back?
Guess who's back, guess who's back?
Guess who's back?

I've created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Marshall no more.
They want Shady, I'm chopped liver.
Well, if you want Shady, then this is what I'll give ya,
A little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor.

Some vodka that will jump start my heart quicker,
Then a shot when I get shocked at the hospital,
By the doctor when I'm not cooperating.
When I'm rocking the table while he's operating!
"Hey!"

You waited this long to stop debating,
'Cause I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovulating.
I know you got a job Ms. Cheney,
But your husband's heart problem is complicating!
So the F-C-C won't let me be or let me be me so let me see,
They tried to shut me down on M-T-V,
But it feels so empty without me.
So come on and dip, bum on your lips,
Jump back, jiggle your hips and wiggle a bit,
And get ready. 'cause this is about to get heavy,
I just settled all my lawsuits, "Screw you, Debbie!"

It didn't take long for the Pets and the audience to jump and dance along with Snowball's lyrics, all except.. well, Pops. He wasn't much of a fan of hip-hop anyways. But everyone else was grooving along together. Snowball dances while he raps his lyrics, even letting the crowd join in on singing some parts. Gidget was being a little more lewd with her dance moves towards her blushing Max, shaking, wiggling and bouncing that rounded white fluffy butt of hers at her boyfriend. (I don't care how disturbed/scarred you are, let me enjoy this you freaking donuts.)

Now this looks like a job for me,
So everybody just follow me!
'Cause we need a little controversy,
'Cause it feels so empty without me.
I said, this looks like a job for me,
So everybody just follow me,
'Cause we need a little controversy.
'Cause it feels so empty without me!

Little hellions, kids feeling rebellious,
Embarrassed, their parents still listen to Elvis.
They start feeling like prisoners, helpless.
'Til someone comes along on a mission and yells "BIIITCH!"
A visionary, vision is scary,
Could start a revolution, pollutin' the air waves a rebel,
So let me just revel and bask,
In the fact that I got everyone kissing my ass.
And it's a disaster, such a catastrophe,
For you to see so damn much of my ass, you ask for me.
Well I'm back, nana-na na na nana-na na na!
Fix your bent antenna, tune it in and then I'm gonna enter in endin' up,
Under your skin like a splinter.
The center of attention back for the winter,
I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling.
Infesting in your kids ears and nesting.
"Testing, attention please."
Feel the tension soon as someone mentions me.
Here's my ten cents, my two cents is free,
A nuisance, who sent, you sent for me?

Now this looks like a job for me,
So everybody just follow me,
'Cause we need a little controversy.
'Cause it feels so empty without me!
I said, this looks like a job for me,
So everybody just follow me.
'Cause we need a little controversy,
'Cause it feels so empty without me.

A-tiskit a-taskit,
I go tit for tat with anybody who's talking this shit and that shit,
Chris Kirkpatrick, you can get your ass kicked.
Worse than them little Limp Bizkit bastards!
And Moby, you can get stomped by Obie.
You thirty six year old bald headed whack, stay at home-be.
You don't know me, you're too old, let it go, its over.
Nobody listens to Techno!
Now lets go, just give me the signal.
I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults.
I've been dope, suspenseful with a pencil,
Ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol.
But sometimes this shit just seems,
Everybody only wants to discuss me.
So this must mean I'm disgusting,
But it's just me I'm just obscene!
Though I'm not the first king of controversy,
I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley.
To do black music so selfishly,
And use it to get myself wealthy! (Hey!)
Hey, there's a concept that works,
Twenty million other white rappers emerge,
But no matter how many fish in the sea,
It will be so empty without me!

Now this looks like a job for me,
So everybody just follow me.
'Cause we need a little controversy,
'Cause it feels so empty without me.
I said, this looks like a job for me,
So everybody just follow me.
'Cause we need a little controversy,
'Cause it feels so empty without me.

Kids!

The crowd cheers so loudly it's almost deafening for Snowball as he bows, dropping the mic onto the stage floor with a beaming smile on his face.

"THANK YOU, EVERYBODY!" Snowball exclaims before he heads offstage, laughing to himself with pride. Everyone was already pumped up from this energetic performance, as Snowball makes his way back to his friends.