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Mama Sky
Mama:
Javi
Where are you?
I've called you a lot of times na
Javion:
Sorry po
I just noticed your calls po ngayon lang
I am in the church po, Mama
Mama:
HUH
WHY
IT'S STILL EARLY
LIKE 5:30AM PA LANG SA CALIFORNIA, ANAK
What happened?
Javion:
Nagkasala po ako, Mama
Malaking kasalanan po
Sorry po, Mama
I want to sorry to you and to God
Mama:
HOY KAMIRO JAVION OMARI
ANONG KASALANAN ANG SINASABI MO
ANAK
YOU ARE THE KINDEST MAN I EVER KNOW
MAS MABAIT PA SA TITO OLI MO
ANONG KASALANANG SINASABI MO
ANAK
DID YOU KILL SOMEONE?!
NAKAPATAY KA BA NG PASYENTE?!?!
Javion:
Mama
No
It's embarrassing po, Mama
Mama:
Ano
I don't think you can top the embarrassing nude pictures of your younger brother
Javion:
Mama
I said that I am for sex after marriage
But Mama, I did the thingy before marrying someone
Mama, I paid the girl after
Mama:
WHAT
ANAK
DID YOU JUST HIRE A PROSTITUTE?!?!
Javion:
MAMA
NO
But I was drunk, Mama
Sorry po again
I told you I will never drink but nilagyan po ata nina Joko ng alcohol yung drink ko
I got drunk
Then
Mama, can I use profanities?
I met a girl then I had sex with her
Mama, I did not know what to do when I woke up so I just left her a note and my number
And money, $1000 to be exact
She messaged me and told me I have no balls
And she swore, putangina daw po ako, Mama
Mama:
And need mo talaga pumunta ng church ng ganito kaaga?
Javion:
Yes po
I have sinned
I disrespected a woman too
I think she was right...
Maybe I have no bayag, Mama
I shouldn't have paid her
I will call you later po, Mama
I'm going to pray na po
Mama:
Anak ba talaga kita
Delivered. 5:53am.
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