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Emma Velasco

Stella:
Emsss!!!
I have chika!!!!
This is ewan ko na lang!!!!
I AM NOT SURE IF I'M GOING TO BE MAD OR NOT
But I am sure this is because of your cousin

Emma:
Ano na naman bang ginawa ni Javi sayo?
Hahahahah bad blood ka na lang palagi sa kanya

Stella:
SO LIKE
Kanina, pagdating ko sa office, I was shookt to see my workmates pati yung mga supervisors namin at bank manager, pinapunta kami dun sa receiving area ng bank, pina encircle kaming lahat then may dumating na pari!!!

Jusko day!! Parang nagprayer vigil kami, pinagdasal kami tapos pinablessing kami lahat ni father pati mga guard at yung buong bank!!!
Parang recollection tapos I was shookening pa na pinapasorry ni father yung mga workmates ko sa kin
REMEMBER THAT BITCH VIANNE????
Nagsorry sya sa kin!!!
Gusto ko nga tumawa eh like super bruha nun pero biglang nagsorry
Siya yung number 1 basher ko but she said sorry and she'll never do it again

Emma:
Oh my gosh!!!
Hhahahahhahahah that's so extra and funny!!!!!!
And probably that's Javion!!!
Bakit nagpapunta sya ng pari?!!?

Stella:
Girl
I message him and blamed him about that pamisa thing
Then biglang tinanong ako if where ako nagwork
I WAS EVEN SURE NA BAKA MAGPAPADALA SYA NG ISANG TRUCK NG HOLY WATER TAPOS IPAPAWATER HOSE SA BANK
BUT THEN IBA ANG GINAWA
PINAGPRAYER VIGIL KAMI DITO NG PARI!!!

Emma:
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
OH MY GOD TALAGA
Ano pa nangyari

Stella:
SO after my workmates said sorry to me
YUNG BANK MANAGER NAMIN NA USUALLY WALANG PAKE SA MING MGA EMPLEYADO NYA
Biglang nag announce na kung sino pa raw magpapakalat ng chismis tungkol sa kin, subject to resignation na kaagad
NAKAKALOKA!!!!
After that, ang sobrang bait na ng mga bruha sa kin!!!!
Like minsan lang ako maglunch para makatipid, ngayon nililibre na ako

Emma:
Nagpalibre ka naman?
🤣🤣🤣

Stella:
DUH
OF COURSE
Samantalahin ko na
Mukha akong pera dati pa
AND BEFORE PALA UMALIS SI FATHER
BINIGYAN NIYA PA AKO NG PRAYER
ALAM MO ANONG TITLE?!

Emma:
What
This is so funny!!

Stella:
PRAYER BOOK ON HOW TO DRIVE AWAY EVIL SPIRITS!!!!

Emma:
HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA

Stella:
NAKU TALAGAAA
NAKAKALOKA

Emma:
HAHAHAHHAHAHA
That is really Javi's doing

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