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Messenger

05 - 12

Javion Omari

Stella:
Nakauwi ka na?

Javion:
Yes po

Stella:Sana ako na lang yung pusa

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Stella:
Sana ako na lang yung pusa

Javion:
Mas gusto ko yung nakakain kesa hindi

Stella:
HALA SYA?!?!
HOY MAGCONFESSION KA NA KAY FATHER SANTOS!!!!
NAGIGING BADBOI KA NA!!!

Javion:
I will later
Pag tapos na ako sayo

Stella:Unahin mo pagcoconfession kay father

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Stella:
Unahin mo pagcoconfession kay father

Kulang pa ba yung ginawa ko sayo sa airport?!?

Javion:
Katawan ko lang talaga ang habol mo sa kin

Stella:
ANG KAPAL NITO

PATI PERA NOH!!!

Javion:
Hahahahahaha

Pangga, are you sure walang security cameras dun sa cr?

Stella:
I think wala naman saka nasa huling cubicle naman tayo

Javion:
Uhm

Am I a good eater?

Stella:
Tangina
Pisting yawa

Sa lahat ng itatanong mo, yan talaga?!?!
Kakaloka!!!
Anong gusto mo? I-rate kita from scale 1-10?!

Javion:
Yup
Because to me, you're a 10

Javion:YupBecause to me, you're a 10

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Stella:
OH SIGE
11/10 ka

MASAYA KA NA?!??!

Javion:

Stella:Tuwang-tuwa ka pa!!!

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Stella:
Tuwang-tuwa ka pa!!!

Javion:
Of course
Coz u make me happy

Stella:
Hayyyy
Kahit azar ka minsan
Thank you for everything
Especially sinamahan mo ko nang binisita natin ang grave ni Mama

Javion:
Anytime
We'll just gonna take one step at a time
I'm not in a rush
As you say, I'm the patron saint of patience

Stella:
KAYA INGGIT SA KIN YUNG SHANIA BITCH
HABA TALAGA NG HAIR KO HMPH

Babalik ka pa ba dito?

Javion:
Yes
I promised your grandparents that we're going to spend our christmas with them

Stella:
How about your family?

Nakakahiya naman sa family mo na wala ka sa kanila this xmas

Javion:
I already decided it a long time ago that you're going to be a family

Stella:
SANA ALL
NAKAKAADIK TALAGA SIGURO YUNG PEMPEM KO

Sige na
Pumunta ka na kay Father Santos
Malaki ang kasalanan na ginawa mo nung nasa airport tayo

Hindi pa ba nahihimatay si Father araw-araw na confession ng kakalatan mo?

Javion:
Hahahaha

I have something to tell you about that
Kapag nakikita na niya ako sa church
Nasisira agad yung mukha niya
There's this one time before ako lumuhod sa confession cubicle, binasbasan muna niya ako ng holy water

Stella:
MY GOD
FEELING KO PALAGING STARRING ANG PANGALAN KO SA CONFESSION MO

Javion:
Of course
I told him you coerced me in doing those sinful stuff 😜

Stella:
KAPAL NG MUKHA MO
VOLUNTARY YUNG SAYO!!!
EXCUSE ME

Sa pagkakaalala ko, nauna kang magsend ng nudes 🙄

I'm going to sleep na, magconfession ka na

Javion:
Alright
Sleep well
Talk to you later, habibi

Delivered. 2:11am.

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