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03 - 22
Shania Galo
Shania:
Your freaking man blocked me!
Stella:
Ooooohhhhh
Why naman, cyst?
Shania:
Anong why?
Ang kapal ng mukha niya para iblock ako!
Like I'm even prettier and richer than you and yet he told me he'd still prefer you?
Oh my god!
Stella:
Sabi ko naman sayo, cyst eh
Hindi mo sya deserve
Para sa kin lang sya
Mayaman ka naman
Maghanap ka ulit ng boys sa mga clubs
Tutal, parehas naman tayong pokpok
Shania:
If he can't choose me
Then no one can
Including you
Stella:
Atay jud ning bayhana
Cyst, acceptance is the key
Not all the time makukuha mo gusto mo
Kahit mayaman ka pa
Shania:
Speak tagalog or english
Your language is cheap just like your face
Ah, now I understand
You did something like gayuma!
Diba uso naman yun sa visayas?
Mga gayuma???
Now I know!!!
You used black magic talaga!
Of course, you're desperate na kasi you're 30 and ayaw na ng mga guys ng mga matatandang girls they prefer young women like me
Stella:
Cyst
If gagamit man ako ng black magic
Hindi gayuma
Pang-pakulam for you noh
And excuse me!
If not for me
Walang papatol sayo
Let's all agree here na mas lapitin ako ng mga guys and dahil naaawa ako sayo, plus one kita para naman may pumatol sayo
Shania:
Wow!
The audacity of you
Let me also remind you na friend ng dad ko ang dean ng college of law
If it weren't for my dad
Hindi ka papayagan ng dean na i-adjust ang schedule mo coz you're working
Bitch
I still have the last card
Hahahahaha
Stella:
Ang yawa mo!!
Minsan gusto ko na lang kalmutin yang mukha mo
Shania:
Hahaha
Loser
As I say
I am rich
If I can't have your guy
Then you can't have him too
Stella:
Bakit ba kita naging amiga?!!!
My god!!!!
TAKSIL!!
Isusumbong kita!
Shania:
As if naman may magagawa ka
Stella:
Meron!
Isusumbong kita sa cyst ko!
MAS MAYAMAN YUN SAYO!
HMPH!!!!
Ikaw jud ang pinaka-pisti sa lahat ng mga burikat!!
Seen. 3:42pm.
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