03 - 29
Joziah Khari Omari
Javion:
Joko
How did Isla June react when she learned you're a prince?Joziah:
Lol
You're so random, akhWell, she told me hindi raw ako bagay maging prince ng Morocco
Mas bagay daw sa kin ang prince of darknessJavion:
Hahahaha
Does she really hate you that much?Joziah:
I don't think so
She's indenial
I know she likes me deep inside
If she didn't, she wouldn't have put up with my shit
She just couldn't accept the fact that she likes the 'prince of darkness'Anyway, why did you ask?
Did you tell your girlfriend already?Javion:
No
I don't think it's the right time to tell the truth yet
And I could already imagine her reaction
She'e even freaking out already that we're richJoziah:
Hahahaha
Lmfao
Kuya
UR GIRLFRIEND IS LIKE AN AMAZON
I remembered nung hinatid ko siya sa apartment, she fucking slapped me in the face!Diba law student siya?
I have a hunch kapag naghandle na siya ng case, aamin kaagad yung suspect sa crime, wala ng hearing na magaganapNo wonder she got you whipped
She's scary afBut I think magkakasundo sila ni Mama
I can already imagine the face of Baba pag magkasama na si Stella at si Mama hahahahahahahaJavion:
But still, she keeps insisting that she hates doctors
That's why sometimes I am thinking to tell her the truthJoziah:
Once you tell her the truth
Moroccan media will become more nosy and invasive
They'll probably stalk your girlfriendBut it's fine
I want to see our parents' reaction pag nakita nila sa news or paparazzi's pictures ang mga mukha niyo 😂😂😂Sawang-sawa na raw kasi sila sa mga scandals ko 🙄
If they're going to disown me, nasave ko yung sex video nila noon sa ospital, iblablackmail ko sila 😏Javion:
Joko
Did you watch their video?Joziah:
Wtf
Ew
Do you hear yourself?
I even want to puke every time Baba kisses Mama in front of us
Mandiri ka, gagoJavion:
Do you know that video, it was the time when you were made
Made in the hospital ka rawJoziah:
What the fuck
That's gross
Sa lahat, sa ospital lang pala ako ginawaI am disappointed at our parents
Javion:
I was kidding 😜
I'll see you soon again
At Ate Emma's wedding
Have a safe flight, JokoSeen. 8:45am.
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