Messenger
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Emma Velasco
Javion:
Uhm
Ate
Are you available
Emma:
JAVI
WE ARE COUSINS
WAG KANG GANYAN!!!!
NO TO INCEST!!!!
Javion:
...
Ate
I meant the time...
Emma:
Hahahhaahaha
So cutie!
Parang kang aso namin
Yup
Why?
Javion:
I am bothered, Ate
Emma:
Why
Prinank ka naman ba ni Joko?
Minsan, you need to suntok your younger brother din
Ikaw ang nakakatanda
Pwede mo siyang mabugbog para magtanda
Javion:
Ate naman...
Bawal po kay God ang violence
Emma:
Feeling ko magkapatid talaga tayo
BAKA SAME TAYO NG PAPA
Javion:
No to incest po, Ate
And Ate
This is about your friend
Ate Stella
Emma:
HUH
ANONG ATE
HAHAHHAHAHAHAH
WAIT
I AM LAUGHING
BAKIT TINAWAG MONG ATE SI STELLA?!?!??!
FROM MISS BALLS TO ATE STELLA????
HAUAHAHAHA
Javion:
Yes
For respect po
Cause she's your friend and your older than me so I assumed she's the same age as you
Emma:
HAHAHAHHAHAHAH
I-screscreenshot ko to
Like first time may tumawag sa kanyang Ate
LMFAO
Javion:
Ate
I am serious
Emma:
Right right
So what's bothering you?
Javion:
Ate
I had this patient
She has cancer and she's pregnant
She asked me if magkakaroon din ng cancer yung baby niya
And I remembered your friend
Ate, I know it has been a week
Ate, I know I did not use protection while we were
Uh
Having sex...
Ate
What if I'd get her pregnant
Emma:
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
OMG
God
This is too much
Javion:
Ate
My patient was a single mother
And I feel pity na walang father iyong baby niya and may cancer pa siya
Ate, kapag nabuntis yung friend mo
Pananagutan ko po...
Kawawa yung magiging baby namin...
Emma:
ANO KA SHARP SHOOTER
PREGGY AGAD?????
Hahahahahaha Javi!!!!!
If ever preggers si Stella, you'd marry her then?
Javion:
Opo
Nagkasala na po ako that I had sex before marriage
Bagong kasalanan na naman po if I get her pregnant and di ko po siya pananagutan
Kawawa naman po si Ate Stella and our baby
Emma:
HAHAHHAAHAAAHHAHHAHAH
OMG
Ano ba tong pinasok ni Stella
I'm going to tell her about this!!!
Seen. 9:21pm.
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