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John Lancer, your normal teenage gamer, gets a gigantic metaphorical paddling when he gets transferred from his room to the body of an Annihilan aka Pit Lord, and struggles to adapt to his une...
When they walked to the Gates of Darnassus, the "possessed" pit lord saw the amount of guards the main entrance had.
"Shit on goddamn shingles... I feel like I'm going to the friggin' slaughterhouse." John deadpanned again
"Cease your vulgar complaints lest you desire a torturous death!" Ilyaria responded in annoyance
"Try being in my position, dickweed. Until then, don't you friggin' judge me just because my body right now is a god-forsaken, duck-fucking pit lord!" John replied back with vulgarity
"Your excessive use of foul language just astounds me. I have a general idea on human crudeness. Your habit basically trumps most of the Alliance humans that I have met." Raene added in
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"Your words are just as filthy as soiled undergarments!" Merah jumped in
"Hmph. That your best? Do better, you lame-ass tree-loving forest virgin." John rebutted with arms crossed
"Why you-" Silenia was cut off by Raene, when they were close to the entrance.
The gate opened to allow them to proceed for inspection.
Someone as big as John was totally a sight to behold. Many Kal'dorei citizens paid attention to the humongous beast.
"A demon! Such an awesome prize to detain, Lady Wolfrunner. I can tell that it was difficult in capturing it. Your efforts are duly noted." A Sentinel guard remarked Raene
"Such a beastly creature! It belongs to the dungeon. Raene Wolfrunner is no easy prey. She defeated you. What a shame, you ugly hulking monster! Your status in the Burning Legion is a farce." A female guard remarked to John
"Sigh. Jesus, Joseph, and doggy-style Mary! All that is a huge pile of dogshit!" John responded to their scorn
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"How dare you speak against us? Aren't you supposed to be neutered?" The female guard asked with scorn
"Then why the fuck are you even a guard? Aren't guards supposed to escort a prisoner to their superiors?!"
