A Masters Word (Fate/Stay Night x Male Reader)

The Brawler

Y/n's house was rather lively as the evening fell. Sakura and Rider sat across from him while Emiya and Rin sat on the left side of the table.

It was silent until the door slid open and Illya walked in.

Illya: "Hiya!"

Y/n: "Evening, Illya."

Berserkers master smiled before taking a seat on Y/n's lap. Y/n then started petting her head, something that she seemed to enjoy.

Heracles then entered the room.

Illya: "You have new servants, Y/n."

Y/n: "Yeah. Illya, meet Leonidas, Ishtar and Serenity. Now I believe we're only waiting for one more."

As he spoke, he felt someones hand on his cheek.

Y/n: "Nevermind then."

Caster appeared behind Y/n and walked over to the right side of the table where she took a seat.

Rin: "this is the majority of us in the grail war. Five masters. One of which has seven servants."

Y/n: "I can bump it up to eight if ya want."

Artoria: "Don't even think about it."

Y/n: "tch, buzzkill."

Ishtar was busy looking at the masters and servants around her.

Ishtar: "...damn. Even though we have similar bodies, my chest isn't any bigger."

Rin: "HUH!?!?"

Y/n chuckled as Ishtar tried to compare the size of her chest to Rins.

Emiya: "m-maybe you should leave her alone."

Ishtar: "Maybe you should stop being a beta bitch boy."

Y/n: "oof."

Mordred: "Damn. I could feel the heat from here."

Jeanne: "n-now, now. We shouldn't fight amongst ourselves."

Leonidas: "Jeanne is right. We mustn't forget why we are all here."

Illya: "I'm on Y/n's side."

Caster: "I am on the alignment of lawful evil. Should my master perish however, I shall side with Y/n."

Sakura: "I-...I'm not sure."

Before anyone could say anything else, Sakura started convulsing, like she was about to throw up. Rider rushed to her master's side in a panic.

Y/n: "Gorgon."

Gorgon nodded and walked over to Sakura before casting some magic on her to help her alleviate whatever her illness was.

Before long, Sakura threw up some kind of insect. A worm of some description.

Gorgon recognised it immediately and her anger became insurmountable.

Y/n: "Gorgon. Calm yourself."

Gorgon: "Do you even realise what those things are!?"

Y/n then covered Illya's ears before he spoke.

Y/n: "Crest Worms. Otherwise known as Rapist bugs."

Gorgon: "You've been doing your homework at least."

Y/n: "Gorgon. Everything you teach is homework."

Sakura: "..."

Rider: "Come on, Sakura. We should get home."