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Crack Kyo - Friendship Hdcns (Request)

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Prompt: Kyo as a bestfriend

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• Seeing as how Kyo is either shunned or looked down upon by pretty much his entire extended family (minus maybe like a handful of people), he takes a bit of solace in the fact that he can make friends (or acquaintances) pretty easily
• Like, has no idea why people both inside and outside of school keep buzzing around him, but he's not actually making any attempts to get them away from him either
• Although there is some mild complaining
• He's that friend you text who "Ain't got time for your shit" and always has an insult prepared but is secretly smiling at his phone everytime you send him a stupid meme
• He starts to send you his own stupid memes and it soon becomes a MEME-OFF - because let's face it, Kyo is far too competitive for his own good
• So now y'all have Meme-Off's like every 3 days
• Like, y'all even go so far as to send them when you're sitting right next to each other, it's ridiculous
• Fucking pouts when he loses
• "That wasn't even that funny!"
• "CarrotTop, I literally saw you snickering like...5 seconds ago."
• Did I mention sometimes he sends you ellipses in the middle of the night when he can't sleep?
• No words, just "..."
• Like...just a wall of ellipses until you respond
• Will be pissy with you the next morning if you didn't respond
• "Some bestfriend..."
• "Kyo, it was 4 in the morning- I was sleep, my guy!"
• "Tch- I see how it is."
• "Bitch-"
• If you're freaking out to him about a crush or something, he's literally gonna look at you like you've got a disease like... everytime
• Then gets all red and defensive when you bring up Tohru
• "Crushes are stupid-"
• "Tohru Honda."
• "WHAT'S SHE GOT TO DO WITH ANYTHING???"
• Y'all get into screaming matches over the dumbest things. Anytime, Anywhere
• "(Name), you know I don't like sweets"
• "okAY, AND???"
• "And I don't WANT IT, MORON"
• "BRUH, IT'S GOOD FOR YOU! IT'S GREEN, AIN'T IT???"
• "THE FUCK IS IT GREEN???"
• "JUST EAT IT, HOE"
• Like if you raise you're voice and keep it raised, he just naturally feels like he's gotta do the same
• At some point suggests you guys go on a 'Camping Trip' in the mountains
• You didn't think he meant 'Bring nothing but the clothes on your back and a hunting knife'
• But he did
• ...He did mean that
• "KyoKyo, you don't understand I need my Switch-"
• "The Hell for?"
• "The Islanders need me, Kyo. They can't do it alone."
• "...I think you have a problem."
• "I cAN StOp anYtiME i wANT-"

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