Till Death do us part

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Y/n was childhood friend of Harley , his parents where killed by Batman.  Or so be believed . In rage and anger he killed a bunch of people after ending up on the streets of Gotham city , then ended up Being put In Arkham after Batman Caught him and arrested him . His Sister Inferno did as well , At some point Y/n joined Joker to protect his Sister , and became Harley's Partner in Crime

It was a sunny day in Gotham city , there where men on a yacht with stacks of money

One of the Men : " My fellow whites , let's raise a glass to this Pyramid of money , the foundation of which was built soon our favorite pass time , Fucking the poor ! "

Everyone cheered

Suddenly Harley Quinn , jumped out of no where with her bat

Harley : " Party's over you Pieces of shit , this is my money now so back the fuck off ! "

The men laughed at her

One of the Men : " Harley Quinn ? , You think where afraid of the joker's girlfriend ? "

She hit him in the leg with her bat , it broke and he fell in pain

Harley : " So here's the deal " 

However the man kept screaming in pain

Harley : " Are you gonna shut the fuck up so I can talk? "

One of the Men : " I'm in a lot of pain  "

Harley : " Oh just give a minute , you'll go into shock , yeah there it is ,  So as I was saying "

However , she never got to finish her sentence , as the Men pointed there guns at her

One of the Men : " you made a big mistake coming alone "

One of the men laughed , Harley turned around " she's not exactly alone " But as he said this , he pulled his OWN face off , only to reveal that it was Joker , The clown prince of Crime , " she brought a plus one ,haha , it's ME , Joker "

" Apologies but your friend Rupert couldn't FACE , coming out here today "
Some of the men puked

" I'm so sad , where is my body ? "

Harley turned around , " Puddin ,what the fuck are you doing ? , Your not supposed to take his face off yet I had it covered " she said , sounding frustrated

" Yes , I thought of that great plus one line , and then I'm going to not , puppeteer his face " he explained , Making nosies with the face

The men groaned in disgust , " Eh , find " , The clown said dropping the face

Harley turned around , bat in hand

" listen up motherfuckers , you better jump in the harbor right now I'm gonna "

However , once again , poor Harley was interrupted by joker throwing a grenade that shot out acid that melted people and killed them

" You just did it again ! " Harley couldn't believe it , was he even listing to her ?

Joker laughed , " That's Because I forgot I had the acid bomb " Joker explained

" Look we agreed I'm the muscle , I do the hiting "

Gun triggers where heard clicking before they opened fire , joker and Harley took cover behind the money

" You know , , your great , your great , you do your thing I do my thing " Joker told her while preparing his flame thrower and shooting it

"Your the appetizer , I'm the ontray " Joker explained , while throwing a jar of fire at the men , before they both dodged a missle , which burned up the money

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