I don't really like Rodney. He's just kind of a bad character. He's 16 and falls in love with girls when they just talk to him. Not only that, but he also thinks they're his girlfriends?! What a fucking loser. That was mean, wasn't it? Sorry dude. Back to talking shit about him though. He's a total simp. He also has a weird ass name. Who the hell names someone Rodney? Sorry if you're reading this and your name is Rodney. Rodney is a cool name and anyone who exists and is actually named Rodney is a total chad. I'm sure you guys get major pussy. Or dick, if you go that way. Just like Lightning, I don't judge. My favorite readers are definitely my Rodneys. You guys rock! You don't want to stop reading, right? Nah, you don't. You love me too. Now go ahead and read Ryan's chapter you lovely people. Oh, and you people who aren't named Rodney are also cool. I guess. You guys keep reading too. I appreciate y'all too.
Nvm, I'm watching TDPI rn and he's kind of funny, ngl. I still stand by what I said before, but he's amusing sometimes too.
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My Opinion on Every Total Drama Character
Random(the cover got cut off and I was too lazy to fix it, but as the saying goes: don't judge a book by its cover) If you enjoy my multifandom (but mostly Total Drama) book, "Do I Ship?", then you will enjoy this. Each chapter of this book will be dedica...
