pick up lines they would tell you

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JOHN B:
"I wanna be a super hero but guess my name"
"Superman? Ironman? Spider-man?"
"I wanna be YourMan ;)"
-you fall for him immediately
-bitch is smoothhhh
-gives you the bedroom eyes ;)

KIARA:
"Can you help me solve this problem? X+U=15
I think X must be 5 because U sure are a 10"
"Oh damnnnn girl you smooth"
-not even have to say how smooth Kie is
- throws you a charm smile

POPE:
"Are you sure you're name isn't WIFI?"
"Pretty sure"
"Then what is all this connection i'm feeling"
-smoothness: 2%
-cuteness: 100%

SARAH:
"I lost my number can I have yours?"
-smiles
-touches your hand gently

JJ:
"If we were both squirrels would you let me bust a nut"
"JJ..."
"Wait! I have more! If I flip a coin what are my chance of getting head?"
-winks
-smiles
-and tells you a hundred more 'not really' pick up lines but puns.

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