My Hero Academia X Male Reader

Chapter 24

(A  little bit shorter to set up next chapter)

Y/n:Made...for each other...?

Cortana quickly zips into y/n's head

Mei:Well like I said she isn't an A.I...she's not human...she has to be a soul or something right?

Y/n:You can't see souls right?

Mei:I'm not sure...must be a special case...

Y/n:How do you feel about that Cortana?

I...agree...I feel like...we connect...

Y/n:Welp she's all for it...

I just said I agreed! I'm not...all for it moron!

Mei:I'll treat her a bit more docile now...

That won't be necessary!

We get it Cortana you're sensitive...

Y/n! This...this isn't funny!

Y/n:Yea that should be fine...

Mei:Good! That should be enough for today...that should be enough for you two...

Y/n:What about you Mei?

Mei:I need to test out a couple of things before I run them on Cortana...don't want to hurt her right?

Y/n:Definitely not or she'll take the frustration out on me...

Mei:I think it's kind of funny...

Y/n:Yea well it's not you getting yelled at...

Mei:Yea...I have an idea? Why don't you two try to make breakfast or something?

Y/n:Hope you like eggs because that's all we're making...

Mei:That's all I figured you could make...

Y/n:I'll have you know I make the best bowl...

Mei:Of what?

Y/n:Cereal!

Mei:Yea that's easy y/n...

Y/n:Ha! That's sounds like someone who sucks at making cereal!

Mei just smiles and laughs

Mei:Whatever you say...

Y/n walks into the kitchen and unpacks the eggs and turns on the stove and puts a pan on top

Cortana appears in front of y/n

Cortana:I've seen you do this before it can't be too tough...

She grabs an egg as she attempts to tap it on the end of the pan

What ends up happening is Cortana completely destroys the egg

Cortana:That was unsuccessful...

Y/n:Well it's a good start...try it again!

He smiles at her

Cortana:I did that on purpose! Y..yea! To show you not how to do it!

Y/n sarcastically goes on his knees

Y/n:Then shall the Great Goddess Cortana bless me with ways of cooking an egg the correct way!

Cortana:Don't call me that! W..weirdo!

He gets up again

Y/n:Look are you gonna break the egg or am I gonna have to do it myself?

Cortana:Matter of fact...why don't you go sit down while I do this?

Y/n:You're not gonna burn the place down right?

Cortana:Ha you forgot that I Cortana am making these eggs! The divine flavor with make you want more!

Y/n:Fine I'll be back...

He walks in and checks on Mei

Mei:Oh hey...done already?

Y/n:No Cortana is making them on her own...

Mei:By herself...?

Y/n:Yup!

Mei:Unsupervised?

Y/n:Well...kind of?

Mei:Uhh sure...not like that's a bad idea...

Y/n:What are you working on?

Mei:Well I need to get some things to test Cortana on...like writing...or putting up a certain amount of fingers...

Y/n:She doesn't know all of that yet?

Mei:No...that's why I'm surprised you left her out there...

Y/n's eyes widen slightly as he quickly runs back outside...

He sees Cortana with the stove on high...too high

Cortana:I...need your help...

She looks down nervously

He runs over and turns down the stove

Y/n:Do you need help Cortana?

She mumbles something

Cortana:.....yes......

Y/n:Just a bit louder...

Cortana:Yes! Okay? Yes!

Y/n smiles

Y/n:Perfect...now grab an egg...

Cortana:But I can't do it...

Y/n:You can't do it yet...just grab one...

She grabs one as she feels Y/n's hand on top of hers guiding it

Cortana:Wh...what are you doing you moron!

Y/n:You asked for help right? Now let me help you...

She puffs her cheeks out and pouts as her cheeks blush blue

He guides her hand to the pan

Y/n:See? Just relax...

They slowly crack the egg and put it on the pan

Cortana:O...okay! We're done...

Y/n:Good job...

She quickly appears in his head

Mei walks out and sees one egg on the stove

Mei:Perhaps cereal would have been better for you two...

Y/n,Izuku is calling you...

Alright...

Y/n:Izuku is calling me Mei...I'll be back...

He walks outside

Y/N:What's up bud...?

Izuku:How's it going...?

Y/n:Good..I'm on the island with Mei...

Izuku:Cool I was just calling to tell you that I'm with my intern right now...

Y/n:Really? Is it All Might?

Izuku:Umm...no it's someone else...

Y/n:Do I need to go down there and meet them...?

Izuku:No of course not! Just one more thing...

Y/n:Yea?

Izuku:I feel like Iida is going to be after the person that attacked his brother...could Cortana maybe keep an eye on him...

Cortana:Let me see....got it! He's somewhere in Hosu City...

Y/n:Yea we'll keep an eye out...

Izuku:Okay...I'll call you tomorrow!

Y/n:I'll hear from you then...

He hangs up

Y/n:Triangulate Stain's location...something is going to go wrong and we need to be there...

On it y/n...