Hachi: I'm out of chicken! How am I gonna make fried chicken for dinner tonight?
Phoenix: (Enters the kitchen) Hey guys!
Gabriel: There's your chicken.
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Twilight: (Blushes) Aishiteru!
Hyakkkimaru: (Not focusing) Huh?
Twilight: I said, what's with you?!
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Joker: I bet five treasures the ghost will appear here right now!
Hachi: Joker-San, there's no gho-
Spade: (Appears in front of them, sipping tea) What ghost?
Joker: See?!
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Hachi: Joker-San, the stove is not working again!
Joker: So?
Hachi: How am I gonna cook dinner tonight?!
Joker: Use Yawning Jerk.
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Spade: Who ate the strawberry cake?!
Joker: Not me!
Rose: It wasn't me either.
Spade: Then who?! (Sees Queen passing by with cream on her face) Never mind, I found the culprit.
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Hyakkkimaru: (Stops walking, blocks Phoenix) Shh...
Phoenix: What's wrong?
Hyakkkimaru: Someone is watching us, I can sense it.
Phoenix: (Turns his head behind to find a tall tree with Twilight hiding in it) Don't worry, she's no harm towards us.
Hyakkkimaru: Who are you referring to?
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Spade: (Runs five laps then faints)
Gabriel: What th-
Joker: Oh, Spade died.
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Phoenix: (Grumbles) Who on Earth gave me a box of chocolates?! I hate sweet food! (Sees Joker) I might as well give this to him, I don't wanna waste food.
Joker: (Sees Phoenix) Yo!
Phoenix: (Hands the chocolates to Joker) Here, someone gave me this and we all know I HATE sweet food.
Joker: (Takes the chocolates) Awww, thanks!
Twilight: (Emerges from her hiding spot with Gabriel) Aha!
Gabriel: Our ship sails!
Phoenix: You two?! This is not what it looks like.
Gabriel: Ya sure? Your action speaks otherwise.
Twilight: We know your little secret, Phoenix.
Gabriel: Face it, Akai. You can't deny the truth!
Twilight: So true! (Runs away with Gabriel).
Phoenix: (Chases the girls) Get back here!
Gabriel: Nope! This ship needs to sail on the shining night sea, so we're out of here!
Joker: (Nervously sweats) What's going on?
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Captain Blue: (Runs away from a squid demon) Ahhh!!! Help!!! I'm too young to die!!!
Joker: (Sees Blue running in his direction, sticks out his foot) Hehe.
Captain Blue: (Trips on Joker's foot, falls down) Ouch.
Joker: (Pretends) Oops, I didn't see you coming.
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Spade: My life is so miserable!
Joker: Why's that?
Spade: Because you're in it.
Queen: (Gasps)
Joker: (Inhales sharply)
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Hewo!😊 I hope you like this chapter!💕 A special thanks to Deku2410 and HyperCartoonFan20! Gabriel, I bet you understand what I meant in joke eight XD
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