1. Don't make noise at the graveyard
Phoenix: Joker! Where are you?! You said you wanted me to meet up with you at this "graveyard"
Joker: (Behind a bush) Pffft, that Yawning Jerk is so dumb
Phoenix: Joker?! Where the heck are you?!
Ghost lady: (Comes out from a grave) Oi! Don't you know it's late?! You're supposed to respect graveyards! Stop shouting!
Phoenix: Holy! It's a "ghost"! What should I do?
Joker: (Sees the ghost) Uh, I'm heading back. She doesn't seem happy (leaves)
Ghost lady: Hey weirdo!
Phoenix: Me?
Ghost lady: Who else would I be talking to?! Anyway, get lost!
Phoenix: Or else?
Ghost lady: Or else I'll haunt you with your fear!
Phoenix: (Thinks of water) No way! I'm out of here! (Runs out)
Ghost lady: Rude kid, he didn't even apologize
2. Don't take selfies
Lupin: (Takes out phone) Selfie! (Takes several selfies) Oh, I look good
Lupin went to check his photos but was greeted by a great shock.
Lupin: W-who's that figure behind me in the picture? Why was he making a peace sign? (Suddenly feels something on his shoulders)
???: Boo!
Lupin: AHHH! (Dashes out)
Beryl: Ohohoho, I love my job! Scaring my friends sure is fun!
3. Don't claim the graveyard as your home
Security: Hey you! What are you doing with that pillow and blanket?!
Simon: What does it look like I'm doing? I'm trying to rest!
Security: You can't sleep here!
Simon: Yes, I can. I live here!
Security: Nonsense! (Shines light at Simon)
Simon: Ahh! I can't see! Too bright!
4. Don't disrespect the dead
Shadow: (Looks at Professor Clover's grave) Hah! Sucks to be you underneath there! I'm so glad you died is a painful way! That's what you get for hurting Rose!
Professor Clover: (Arises from the grave) Shadow, don't you know that I can still haunt you?
Shadow: Oh yeah? Taste my Bloody Rain! (Shoots at him)
Professor Clover: (Laser when through) Ouch? How pathetic!
Shadow: (Gasps) It didn't work? It didn't work?!
5. Don't play hopscotch
Jazz: (Hops) One! Two! Three! Fou- (trips on a root, hits a tombstone) Ow, my head!
Sassy: I told you not to play hopscotch at here! But did you listened to me?! No! You didn't!
Jazz: Okay, I'm sorry. Could you help me?
Sassy: (Pulls Jazz up) Plus, the tombstone you hit was Grandma's
Jazz: (Gasps) What have I done?
6. Don't try to summon a spirit
Luna: (Chants some words)
Twilight: Is this a good idea? We're in a graveyard
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Kaitou Joker: 💜Randomness and Short Tales💜
FanfictionKonnichiwa! I'm Kaitou Twilight Dawn and welcome to my very first Kaitou Joker book! I hope you'll like it as much as I do. This book will contain short stories to long stories and etc. I may add some characters from the manga so beware. NOTE: I do...
