Joker: If I punch myself and it hurts, am I weak or strong?
Hyakkimaru: Strong?
Shadow: Weak.
Phoenix: An idiot.
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Queen: I can't decide whether to buy white chocolate or dark chocolate (sighs).
Roko: Look what I found! Strawberry flavored chocolate!
Queen: (Throws away the chocolates from her hands) I think I've made up my mind!
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Random Guy: (Throws tea in Shadow's face) Oops.
Shadow: You'll pay for this!
Random Guy: Oh yeah? What are you gonna do?
Shadow: Two words, Bloody Rain! (Shoots the guy) Hahaha!
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Silver Heart: I'm still young and active.
Spade: Um...
Silver Heart: Don't believe me? I'll prove it! (Stretches body) See? I'm as flexible as a- OUCH! MY BACK! (Drops down).
Spade: I'll call the ambulance.
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Joker: Battleaxe (points at Queen)
Queen: Um...
Joker: Peacock! (Points at Spade)
Spade: Excuse me?!
Joker: Dark Jerk (points at Shadow)
Shadow: I'm gonna Bloody Rain yo-
Joker: Rose is a pink dumpling.
Rose: Is that a compliment or an insult?
Joker: (Turns to Hyakkimaru) Ninja that is obsessed with chikuwas.
Hyakkimaru: I'm offended.
Joker: Hachi is the crybaby.
Hachi: And what are you?!
Joker: I'm the Miracl-
Hachi: The guy who trashes a cleaned room in five minutes!
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Twilight: What is your fear?
Joker: Cats!
Phoenix: Water!
Spade: Not looking my best and Fake Spade.
Queen: Yucky things and being fat.
Hachi: Losing my friends and family.
Captain Blue: Everything!
The others: (Falls down in a dramatic way) For real?!
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Phoenix: (Sees a face scanner) Blazing phoenix! What is that thing?! It scanned my face! It must be trying to search my weakness! (Burns the scanner).
FBI: Hey you! Why did you set the FBI'S face scanner on fire?!
Phoenix: So this thing won't kill me? That's a relief.
FBI: I'm turning you in for destroying our scanner! (Chases Phoenix).
Phoenix: Oh shoot! Not again! (Runs off).
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Captain Blue: Thunderstorms are s-scary (hugs teddy bear) Hugging this bear actually makes me feel calmer.
Suisei: (Opens the door) Oh, hi.
Captain Blue: (Throws away the teddy bear) It's not what it looks like!
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Gabriel: (Eats ten cups of extra spicy ramen) This is hot!
Phoenix: What are you even trying to do?
Gabriel: (Burps out fire in Phoenix's face) That! I was trying to see if I could breath out fire after eating ten cups of extra spicy ramen. Looks like it worked!
Phoenix: (Wipes his face) Congratulations.
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Twilight: Always smile and love yourself!
Shadow: Always frown and hit yourself!
Twilight: Dude, you gotta see a therapist soon.
Shadow: No thank you. I'm perfectly fine. I'm just embracing the inner darkness in me.
Twilight: (Sweats nervously) Okay?
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Inspector Oniyama: (Chasing Beryl) Come back here!
Beryl: Nu-uh! (Eats a banana then throws the skin on the ground)
Inspector Oniyama: (Steps on the banana skin) What the- (falls down the staircase)
Beryl: That's one way to stop Onibaka from chasing me.
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I hope you enjoyed these little jokes. I apologize if you disliked them. Stay shining!💖💜🌌
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