#1 Don't go trick or treating in the graveyard
Joker: Trick or treat!
Simon: Oh, it's you
Joker: Where's my candy?
Simon: Oh, here you go (gives a blood pack)
Joker: What am I going to do with this?
Simon: I don't know, maybe drink it?
Joker: Ewww, no. Your candy sucks!
#2 Boomers shouldn't go on trick or treating
Silver Heart: Trick or treat!
Agent Purple: Aren't you a bit too old for this?
Silver Heart: Nonsense! You're never too old for free candy!
Agent Purple: (Shrugs then gives some candy)
Silver Heart: Hah! I got the best cand-My back! (Drops down)
Random boy: Oooh, free candy (takes his candy)
Silver Heart: Oi! That's mine you brat!
Spade: (On the phone) Hello? There's a boomer who needs help ASAP
#3 Don't give out expired candy
Professor Demon: (Throws expired candy at Sara) Now go
Sara: These are expired candy
Professor Demon: So?
Sara: I'm not taking them
Professor Demon: That's your lost
Sara: (Secretly casts an explosion spell on the candies) Take them back! (Throws them at him)
Professor Demon: (Candy explodes in face) AHHH! MY EYES!!!
#4 Never scare the trick or treater
Kichiro: (In his cat boy form) I'm going to eat all my candy the minute I reach back home
Idiot: (Suddenly jumps out) Boo!
Kichiro: AHHH! (Takes out frying pan and hits Idiot)
Idiot: (Left arm breaks) My arm!
Kichiro: Your arm!
Idiot: My freaking arm!
Kichiro: Your freaking arm!
#5 Don't replace candy with money
Kid: Trick or treat!
President D: Sorry kid but, I'm out of candy
Kid: Aww man
President D: (Takes out a stack of cash) Here, go and buy yourself something nice
Kid: Thanks! I'm going to use this money to buy a bomb to blow up my school! (Leaves)
President D:......Spider Ace, I need help
#6 Don't give out spicy "candy"
Girl: Trick or treat!
Phoenix: Hi! Here's your "candy"
Girl: Thank you! (Eats the candy)
Phoenix: Delicious, isn't it?
Girl: HOT!!! WHAT KIND OF CANDY IS THIS?!!! (Fire comes out from mouth)
Phoenix: That isn't candy, it's extra spicy chilli peppers!
#7 Don't overfeed your pet with candy
Gabriel: Here Tsuki, a little something for you (gives her a whole bucket of candy)
Tsuki: (Eats every single candy) Tsuki! (Gets a high sugar rush then jumps up and down)
Gabriel: (Nervously sweats) Hey, calm down
Tsuki: (Jumps into a neighbor's window) Uh oh, I think I broke something
Silver Heart: Who broke my window?!
Gabriel: RUN!!!
#8 Don't go trick or treating at 3am
Queen: Are you sure we should be out at this hour?
Joker: Well yeah, this is the best time to go trick or treating
Slenderman: Hi kids
Queen: Nice costume
Joker: Yeah, you look exactly like Slenderman!
Slenderman: That's because I am Slenderman. Wanna see my face? (Slowly pulls out mask)
Queen&Joker: (Drops their candies then run away)
Queen: Nobody has ever seen Slenderman's face!
Joker: That's because he doesn't even have a face!
Slenderman: (Pulls out mask then picks up the dropped candies) Hehe, more candy for me
Ai: Spade-sama, that wasn't very nice
Spade: Don't worry, they won't know I stole their candy because they saw "Slenderman" taking it
#9 Never say "We're out of candy" to kids
Rose: Trick or...
Shadow: Treat
Old man: Sorry kiddos, but I'm out of candy
Rose: Oh...(looks down)
Shadow: (Takes out Bloody Rain then points it at the man) You better give us candy!
Old man: (Panicks) But I don't have anymore, I swear
Shadow: Give us candy or else, it's bye bye to you
Rose: No! Don't kill him!
#10 Don't steal other's candy
Leo: (Being pushed down) Hey! That bucket of candy belongs to me!
Kenichi: Too bad for you. Now, it's mine and, so is Kimiko
Leo: What? What do you mean by that?
Kenichi: You're so oblivious
???: (Taps on Kenichi's shoulder)
Kenichi: What?
???: (In creepy voice) Give him back his candy (vigorously shakes head from side to side with hair going everywhere)
Kenichi: (Drops the bucket) Ahhh! (Runs off)
Leo: W-who are you?
???: (Pushes hair away from face) Hey Leo!
Leo: (Jaw drops down) Kimi?!
Kimi: Yup! Sorry about Kenichi, he has always been a jerk
Leo: Yeah. Wait a minute, isn't Kenichi from your timeline?
Kimi: (Gasps) What's he doing here?
Leo: I have no idea how and why he's in the present
Hi! I know this is kinda late for a chapter for Halloween but meh😅 Stay shining!💖💜🌌
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