Spade: Being beautiful is great. You get a lot of attention and compliments
Hachi: You seem to be enjoying it, Spade-san
Spade: I do but unfortunately, being beautiful is hard
Hachi: Why do you say that?
Spade: Well, once a lady saw me standing awfully still by a window. She took a closer look at me then shouted, "Who left this human like mannequin by the window?"
Hachi: Oof
Spade: Another incident happened at the mall. I was about to enter the guy's bathroom when suddenly, a security guard came up to me and started barking out nasty insults, calling me a pervert, a moron, you name it. He even tried to push me into the lady's bathroom!
Hachi: Oh dear! I'm so sorry to hear that, Spade-san
Spade: But the worst one of all happened last night!
Hachi: What happened? Tell me!
Spade: Okay, Shadow got back home last night, drunk. He kept walking into the wall that I had to march downstairs I lead his to the couch. Then....
Hachi: What happened next?
Spade: HE KISSED ME!
Hachi: Nani?
Spade: He called me his beautiful maiden for crying out loud. But now that I think about it, Shadow could had pretended to get drunk just so that he could kiss me!
Hachi: What makes you say that?
Spade: Because he called Joker a buffoon
Hachi: (Gasps) Shadow-san just called Joker-san a buffoon this morning
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Kaitou Joker: 💜Randomness and Short Tales💜
FanfictionKonnichiwa! I'm Kaitou Twilight Dawn and welcome to my very first Kaitou Joker book! I hope you'll like it as much as I do. This book will contain short stories to long stories and etc. I may add some characters from the manga so beware. NOTE: I do...
