(A/N: So this was inspired by one of my favorite YouTuber, GuavaJuice. I really love his videos especially his 10 things not to do series😹)
1. Don't accept candy from strangers
Sara: (Walking to the book store)
Stranger: Hey kid!
Sara: (Turns around) Yes?
Stranger: I'm giving out free samples of my homemade candy. Want some?
Sara: Sure!
Stranger: (In mind: Hihi I already put in drugs in the candy. This kid will pass out the minute she eats it)
Sara: (About to eat one)
Suisei: (Slaps the candy away) What did I tell you about receiving candy from strangers?
Sara: That it's not safe?
Suisei: Exactly, go back home!
Sara: But-
Suisei: No buts!
Sara: Fine (walks back home)
Suisei: (Surrounded by dark aura) Hey stranger!
Stranger: Y-yes?
Suisei: GET LOST AND NEVER COME BACK!!!
Stranger: Eeek! Don't kill me!
2. Don't forget to bring your cloak
Simon: (Goes out) AHHH! IT BURNS!
Captain Blue: What burns?
Simon: MY WHOLE DAMN BODY!
Captain Blue: Why aren't you wearing your cloak?
Simon: I left at home- ouch!
3. Don't dance in the middle of the road
Joker: It's Joker time! (Does a break dance) Oh yeah!
Inspector Oniyama: (Driving car) What a peaceful day toda- Woah! (Does an emergency break) What the heck?!
Joker: Oi! You nearly hit me!
Inspector Oniyama: Me?! Who asked you to dance in the middle of the road?!
Joker: Myself! I do what I want and get away with it! Hah!
4. Always look left and right before crossing the road
Phoenix: Oooh, there's spicy ramen on the other side of the road! (Crosses without looking left and right)
Lorry driver: (Whistles) Can't wait to get back home after a long day of work
The lorry driver didn't see Phoenix crossing the road and accidentally rammed him over!
Lorry Driver: What the? Never mind, I must be imagining things again (continues driving)
Phoenix: (On the road) I'm still alive!
5. Don't prank on the street
Joker: (In a bush, sees Silver Heart Coming) Ohohoho, this is gonna be good
Silver Heart: I can't wait to meet up with Purple! My dear Purple
Joker: (Jumps out) Surprise!
Silver Heart: Oh my! (Back gives way then gets a heart attack)
Joker: Master, are you okay?
Silver Heart: (Unconscious)
Joker: Oh no! He's dead! (Runs off) I didn't kill him! He died due to a natural cause!
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Kaitou Joker: 💜Randomness and Short Tales💜
FanfictionKonnichiwa! I'm Kaitou Twilight Dawn and welcome to my very first Kaitou Joker book! I hope you'll like it as much as I do. This book will contain short stories to long stories and etc. I may add some characters from the manga so beware. NOTE: I do...
