☂︎☹︎𝗦𝗮𝗰𝗿𝗶𝗳𝗶𝗰𝗲𝘀☔︎⌫

Incorrect Quotes (Warnings)

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The chapters from here on out are gonna be really really depressing. So this is to lighten the mood. I might do a few QnAs also along the way to break up all the deep topics.

You have been warned on the contents of the few next chapters.

Please refrain from reading them if you are not good with those things.

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𝐄𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲!

Aly: Alec, I feel sad-
Alec: I got all your favourite movies, snacks and blankets. I made the pillow fort and I have the hot chocolates. Honey, you're going to get through this-

Kyran:
Evelyn:
Alec:
Aly:
Yumi:
Kyran: Why does she have a knife-

Kyran, wearing a shirt that says fearless: LUCAS KILL THE SPIDER PLEASEE!

Felicia:
Britney:
Yumi:
Celeste:
Alec:
Elijah:
Celeste: We are all misunderstood characters. Get out of here Elijah.

Evan: Two guys sittin' in a hot tub, five feet apart cuz they're not gay
Alec: We are gay and are dating-
Evan: Okay buzzkill, I just wanted to re live that vine.
Alec:

Alec: I will never date again.
Evan: What am I? A roach?

Falec shippers:
Fevan shippers:
Evlec shippers:
Falec and Fevan shippers: Kill it with fire.

Gold:
Funneh:
Gold:
Funneh:
Funneh: Gold stop staring at me. It's creepy.
Gold: I just want to know if you're okay!
Funneh: I'm fine now, leave.
Gold:
Funneh: WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE IT'S FOUR AM?!

Celeste: Babe, can you pass me the salt?
Yumi, yeets Elijah across the table.

Celeste: Please date me!
Yumi: Why should I?
Celeste: I can be your partner in crime!
Yumi: You already are.
Celeste: Pleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease-
Celeste: And that, my children, is how your mother and I started dating.

Alec: So, why'd you invite me here?
Kyran: To hang out.
After Two Hours of Staring at Eachother
Alec: Okay, so what's the real reason you invited me?
Kyran: I'mhavingfeelingsforGoldandIdon'tknowhowtoconfesstohercanyouhelp

Aly, peacefully singing 'Santa Clause is Coming to Town': He knows when your awake! He knows when you been good or bad so-
Alec: I'll beat him with a rake!
Aly:
Alec:
Alec: What? I'm not letting my sister get kidnapped.

Kyran, who's staying over for a sleepover: Hey Gold can you make some pancakes for us?
Funneh: Yeah we all made pancakes the other night! I'll trust you this time.
One Burnt House Later:
Funneh: Godammit, you had one job-

Evelyn: Wait... Why does no one in the fandom question my sexuality? Or ship me with anyone?

Alec, at three AM: Iwokeupinthemorningwithapaininmychestandreaslisedit wasaknifehuhstarnge-

𖨆☁︎ 𝐒𝐢𝐠𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐟𝐟, 𝐑𝐨𝐬𝐞. ✍︎☂︎