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bug [ ew ]

today's chapter will be about a bug ew.

i'll be focusing on this specific bug, pest or whatever you refer it to.

roaches.

ew.

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20 - bug || roaches

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hinata
- well dang
- mountain boi ain't afraid of roaches
- "boars are scarier (y/n)-chan" laughing hinata
- "just please kill it!"
- you hid under his blanket
- just in case it flies around
- but you're basically trapped
- so whatchu talking about
- and you're right, it starts flying
- and for some glorious decision made by the heavens
- it landed on the blanket
- well ofc you panicked and it started flying all around the room
- "SHOYO HURRY UP!!!!"
- shoyo is trying his best to catch up lmao

kageyama
- him?
- afraid of a roach?
- pfft that's silly
- he's looking at you weirdly
- and he's questioning ur existence
- "you're bigger than this, how come you're afraid"
- "kono boke"
- he's not killing it
- "uh tobio----"
- the roach is still tho
- it's like it's waiting for you to kill it
- and has accepted its fate
- nah the roach thinks yall weird
- "tobio, please kill it"
- instead of killing it---
- he picked it up and threw it outside
- "see? it's not harmless"
- "go wash your filthy hands tobio"

nishinoya
- HAHAHAHAHA
- yA THINK NOYA WILL KILL IT???
- NaH
- yknow how like he is afraid
- of so many things when he was a kid
( manga reference, noya's past )
- and he overcomes it right?
- so he wants you to do the same MYAHAHA
- "you know (y/n)-chan, my grandfather used to say to me, it's okay to be scared but if you keep on being scared it'll be a waste"
- now is not the time for sentimental talk noya
- "it'll be a waste because there are so many things you haven't done just because you are scared"
- he gave you the slippers
- "you can kill the roach! look it's not moving"
- nah you'd rather die
- so he went out of the room
- you're not gonna be going out without killing it
- good luck having a lovely talk with the roach

sugawara
- is a bit scared
- but mostly disgusted by the roach
- who wouldn't be
- but he has to kill it
- or you wont be able to come down
- on that table
- and he doesn't want the table to break
- he was about to hit the big ass roach
- not until
- it started flying around
- lucky reader-chan
- thy shall land on the table
- you yeet yourself off the table
- gladly sugawara caught you
- ah success
- "but you have to wipe it off the table"
- cue on coffin dance

tsukishima
- oh boi
- oH bOi
- you disturb his "peaceful time"
- he was listening to some good ass music
- and u just start screaming
- "chibi what are you fuzzing about?"
- you pointed at the roach
- and it's about to take flight
- you looked at tsukki
- and he smirked
- ah you smell trouble
- he approached it
- and....
- HE GRABBED IT BY THE ANTENNA
- ah dear reader-chan please run away
- you swear the roach would rather die than to be played around
- well that's what you get for ruining his peaceful time
- roach: 🌀👄🌀

daichi
- being the responsible person that he is
- he doesn't kill it
- why?
- cuz he wants you to
- not because he is scared
- it's because you are scared
- how old are you? 16? 17?
- come on grow up reader-chan
- he's just watching you
- and you look like a trembling potato
- what does a trembling potato look like?
- 👁️👄👁
- and you being the half responsible person that you are
- you killed it ofc
- and it felt satisfying but gross still
- i mean
- it's safer than daichi getting angry right