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"Listen, I appreciate that you're mouldy disco balls living in your emo castle but... I would really rather be ANYWHERE else on earth right now. So I'll just mind my own business... and you three can continue discussing your knitting pat...
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0. SUMMARY
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They had been waiting thousands of years to meet the one who made it all worthwhile, to finally understand the great importance of a soulmate... Little did they know that sharing the same mate was going to be the least of their problems.
OR IN WHICH
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A bubbly brunette causes chaos in the vampire castle...
"I don't want a soulmate! I'm doing just fine on my own"
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"At first, I was causing trouble because you kidnapped me and I was pissed... now I'm just doing it to be annoying."
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"Yes, I had sex with a bazillion year old vampire... mistakes were made... but anyway.... Round two?"
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"I wasn't looking for love, I was looking for adventure... I didn't consider that they could very well be the same thing."
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