Rising of the Shield Hero Short Stories

Vines

Psycho: I Love Vines and decided to write some down but with some RotSH Characters. I hope you've all watched some Vines because if not, most of these probably won't make any sense. I'm including both Pride and Normal Vines. Naofumi x L'Arc Gay Vines. 

Also, while I've been writing this, when not listening to other vines, I have, in total, been listening to BETHANY I MADE B I S C U I T S and You're all going to Hell. Goodbye! for over two hours. 

Please, do enjoy! (～￣▽￣)～

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L'Arc: "Spell ME." He told Naofumi

Naofumi: "M, E." He spelled

L'Arc: "You forgot the D." He said with a smirk

Naofumi: "There's no D in ME." He stated with confusion 

L'Arc: "Not yet." He smirked at Naofumi 

Naofumi took a couple of seconds to realize, and as he did, his face turned red as a tomato. 

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Mirelia: "Sir Spear Hero, could you please read out the plan for the rest of the council?"

Motoyasu, who can't read Melromarc's language: "No I can not."

'What up, I'm Motoyasu, I'm 21 and I never fucking learned how 2 read.'

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The three Idiots: "Oh, sorry. We fell asleep while we were waiting for you to stop the Waves." 

Naofumi: "Go back to sleep, and die." 

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Aultcray, looking around over the long table for a feast with the Royal Family and the Heroes: 'Ah, yes. A nice, typical Melromarcian Dinner—' He then notices Team Shield '—aaaAAAAHHHH!!'

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Naofumi: "Don't fuck with me! I have to power of a Raccoon Demi-Human and all the Filolials in Melromarc on my side!" 

Bitch and Motoyasu looks at him in confusion and slight fear. 

Naofumi: "aaaAAAAAAHHHHHH!" He screams as he runs after the two

Bitch and Motoyasu run away screaming in fear as Naofumi follows them atop Filo's back. 

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Motoyasu: "What the fuck? Is this allowed? What the fuck? Is that allowed?" He asks, pointing at Naofumi and L'Arc leaning against each other, trying to get some rest while Motoyasu is looking between them and Aultcray 

Naofumi then sits up properly, letting L'Arc's sleep against his shoulder as he glared at Motoyasu. 

Naofumi: "Stop." He commands, lowly, not wanting to wake up L'Arc

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Filo: Master! Look! It's good food!" She says, tugging on Naofumi's cape with one hand and pointing to a stall with different foods with another

Naofumi: "This is Melromarc how good can it be?" He says monotonously

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'ɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴀ ʏᴇʟʟᴏᴡ ꜰʀᴜɪᴛ'

Motoyasu: "Orange." He says confidently as everyone looks at him disappointed