You're not my friend!

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Nicole's POV

We walk out of the club, Ric's openly crying and wailing like he lost someone he loved

"Ric... it's not the end of the world" Damon comforts him
"I'm sorry. But I am so confused" Jeremy announces

Suddenly, Ric stops walking turns to us, his eyes are spilling out tears and walks in front of Jeremy

"I made love to a man with boobies" Ric answers Jer, he sounded so defeated

"Hey, hey, no one's ever gonna find out about this" I tried this time
"But we just found out about it" Ric weeps

"And then we forget. That's what we do! I've done so much fucked up shit and I just forget about it" Damon backs me up

"You have?" Ric whimpers
"Yeah. You just forget. It goes away" Damon loudly tells him in glee

Ric made a mixture of a giggling and sobbing noise

"Look that might be harder to go away, but in time it'll happen, and someday we're gonna laugh about this" I put my hands on Ric's shoulders, rubbing my hands up and down, comforting the poor man

"Okay. That's what I'm gonna do. I'm just gonna forget about it" Ric hesitantly comments, still slightly sobbing

"Never happened" Damon shrugs his shoulders
"Right" I nodded my head

We were broken from our thoughts by a phone ringing
"Phone. Phone, who is it? Answer!" Damon pats his pants looking for one

Ric fishes a phone out of his pocket and looks at the screen
"Lauren's dad...It just reminded me!" Ric begins to wail again
"Answer it!" Damon shouts
"I can't" Ric grimaces

"What? No, he might know something about Teddy. Come on, we still have a shot here" Damon encourages Ric

"I can't" Ric sobs even louder, suddenly Damon grabs Ric's shoulders and shakes him
"Get your head back into the fucking game, Ric"
Ric and Damon stare at each other for a second, then Ric admits defeat and answers the phone

"Hello?"
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"Yeah (chuckles) I guess it was kinda stupid"
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"Uh.. Teddy's seasick actually"
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"Well, that's weird cause' he's puking everywhere"
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"Yeah, I knew that already"

Damon then quickly grabs the phone from Ric
"Mr Srisai? Hey, it's Damon Salvatore. Listen, I apologise we've been reelin' in some crazy marlin, and I just want-"
I hear a motorcycle heading towards us, I turn my head too late and a guy knocks Damon behind the back with a helmet.

"DAMON!"
"Damon! Jesus!!" we all jumped towards Damon on the ground
"Damon? You okay?" Ric asks in concern
"Fuck me" Damon grimaces and looks up towards the two men on the motorcycle

"Give us back our monkey."
"What monkey?! Get your own monkey!" Jer aggressively argues

"Come on, you asshole. The fucking monkey. Come on!" The man then points a gun towards Jeremy

"Any time Jeremy! He's pointing a gun at us!" Ric yells at Jer
"This is our monkey!" Jeremy yells back

"Jeremy, no one's getting shot over a fucking monkey! Hand him over now!" I desperately shouted

"Oh god! I never get to keep no monkeys" Jeremy throws a mini tantrum and eventually hands the monkey to the men

One of them places a helmet on the monkey,
"Hey Damon, check it out. He's got a banana on his helmet. These guys are the real deal" Jer points out

"The fucks happening?" Ric questions
"Hey, wait hold on. How did this happen? Do you know where our friend is?" Damon desperately asks the two men, getting ready to ride off

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