Toodle-oo motherfucker!

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Nicole's POV

(Outside a Veterinarian place)

Chow, Damon, Ric and I are waiting in the car, while Jeremy is taking 10 years dropping off the monkey on the doorstep outside a Vet.

"What the fuck is he doing?" I ask, running out of patient
"JEREMY! Come on! Let's go!" Damon yells

He turns to us for a second then goes back to talking to the monkey
"Oh for fucks sake" I shake my head
Jeremy finally rings the bell and runs back to us

"Come on, get in" Damon tells Jer
"Come on we gotta go see Kingsley!" Chow shouts then drives off

(Skip to the elevator at hotel)

We're all crowded in an elevator waiting. 'Time in a bottle' by Jim Croce starts playing and Chow begins to sing along, eventually Jeremy started joining in

"Are you guys seriously this calm?" Ric loudly jolts, startling Jeremy
"Relax Alaric! It's classic switcheroo. I give him money, he gives us Teddy." Chow nonchalantly replies

"You ever do anything that doesn't end up in a standoff, Chow?" Damon curiously asks him

"I'm an international criminal. It always ends like this... I met my wife at one of these things." Chow informs us

"You have a wife?" Ric scoffs
"Yeah. We married 15 years. What, Chow not good-looking enough for woman?" Chow squints his eyes, starring at Ric

"No, th-that's cool." Ric stutters out
The elevator dings
"Let's do this" Chow claps his hands and saunters out the elevator in confidence

"Welcome to the Towerclub" two women greet us
"Blah, blah, blah, who cares?" Chow dismisses them, and they stared at him in disbelief

"It's okay." Damon assures them, we continue walking behind Chow
"Stop! Chow crossing." Chow holds his hand out, stopping a couple from walking across

"I'm sorry about him" I apologised as we continued walking towards the rooftop.

"Hey Kingsley!" Chow greeted him with enthusiasm
"Ah, well well!" Kingsley smiles at him

"Propecia looking nice!" Chow greets the guard
"Whoo, you been hitting the gym?" Chow slaps on his biceps, making small talk with Kingsley

"Yes, I am actually. Thank you for noticing, Chow. Hey guys, have a seat!" Kingsley nods over to us

"Where's Teddy?" Ric asks looking around
"He's waiting downstairs in my car. We'll send him up when the transfer is complete." Kingsley coolly replies

"Tell you what: give me extra 50 grand, you keep Teddy. And I throw in the other bald fuck for free." Chow laughs, making Kingsley and Jeremy laugh along with him

"Can we move this along?" I asked out loud
"Jeremy, account number? Come on come on" Chow snaps his fingers

"Uh.. 8-1-4.. K as in knife, 2-3-9-8"
"Password?"
"Baloney1"

"Your password is baloney1?" Damon asks uncertain
"Well, it used to be just 'baloney'. Now they make you add number." Chow huffs out annoyed
"Really fucking annoying. Okay" Kingsley agrees

They both started typing out shit and then the laptop started beeping
"And it's that easy" Kingsley confirms
"Ta-Da!! Oh look you sunk my battleship." Chow laughs out loud

"Great. Now can we please have Teddy?" Ric asks
"Uh, yeah. Bring him up."

"See? We go to your wedding. We have fun, I bust a nut." Chow laughs in joy

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