Brain = bold
Me = italics
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"Tomorrow is the result day--"
"Jee, thanks for reminding me of that horrendous day."
"Come on, it won't be that bad..."
"And that's coming from you... Haha."
"I am partially offended. What does that mean?"
"You say that very line every time before you make me do something--"
"Awesome? Terrific? Well, ahem--"
"Stop flattering yourself. I was going to say 'horrific'."
"Come on, it was one time, get over--"
"One time?"
"Why are you laughing? It was one--"
"ONE TIME?! I got detention for doing that stupid prank! And after that time, you got me in trouble again when you decided it would be a good idea to trash the neighbours car! Ok, I will admit I hate their son's guts, but seriously?!"
"...That's only twice...I am still right."
"I won't even bother asking you why because my IQ is dropping every time I talk to you."
"What do you mean 'my IQ is dropping'? I am not losing any part or limb, AM I?!"
"Limb? Oh, forgot you were the brain..."
" -_- "
"Hehe... Revenge."
"Anyways, let's get back to the previous topic: result day -- stop groaning. Are nervous about--"
"No, I am dancing in freaking Narnia because 'I am so happy!' "
"Stop with the sarcasm and answer honestly."
"Yes mom."
"Also stop rolling your eyes."
"... Do think I will?"
"No, but it was worth a shot."
"..."
"I am waiting."
"Yeah."
"Yeah what?"
"Yes, I am nervous."
"Well, remember that no amount of anxiety will change the future."
"OMG! Someone call the news reporters! A miracle just happened, my brain actually encouraged me instead of conjuring up with scenarios that keep me awake entire nights--"
"I take my words back."
"Ok, ok sorry."
"Stop laughing and a 'thank you' would suffice."
"Thank you."
"Anything else?"
"And also remember how you listened to me and hence ended up in this situation, so it's gonna be fine because I made you do it. :)"
"Just because you made me do it, so that means it will turn out fine?"
"Yep!"
"Gee thanks, now I am confirmed that a disaster is waiting to happen."
"Hey!"
"What don't look at me like that! You are not the brightest bulb and the things that you made me do--"
"Were awesome--"
"Were not. Oh the cringe."
"Hmph."
"What is it with you being stupid? Like don't you get tired of it?"
"I am not talking to you..."
"Then who are you talking to right now? Is their another brain in there? Because I would like to meet it and warn it about your stupidity."
"Haha. Hilarious!"
"Remind me to never help you."
*leaves*
"Oops... That ended on a good note..."
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Really Brain?
HumorSo, basically, this book contains random, absurd, senseless conversations that I have had with my inner self, you know, my brain. ... Go ahead, click on that "Read" button because I know you are too conflicted.
