AN: So in the real world outside of the simulation, in this fic, Gonta doesn't actually talk in third person. It was something to do with the slight personality changes for the people. Also he's smart in this, unlike some other chatfics I've read(Don't get me wrong! They are amazing! I just like writing Gonta like this!).One more thing! If you want to friend me on the Nintendo Switch, my friend code is SW-2256-5413-0139
[6:57 pm]
Mono? Who's that?
weed man: holy shit i just had the craziest realization moment in history
big ass weeb: What is it?
Can solve cases but not my depression: No- Don't send it here- Jesus fuck nO
PantaFucker: NooOoo don't listen to him Amami! Share it please!
weed man: alright alright
Can solve cases but not my depression: I was about to continue with lyrics from a P!ATD song but you know what? Fuck it. I won't
de luny: Good.
weed man: so kazu told me about a message he sent on a chat for his class. it was smth about rain being cum
big ass weeb: Kazu?
weed man: kazuichi
420Slut: Oh- I want to know if thats fucking true now- thanks you bastard
weed man: yw. anyway after he told us that i thought
weed man: if cum falls from clouds and they're around the 7 planets
weed man: does that mean god has 7 balls
I will break your fucking nico nico kneecaps: i'm pretty sure it's eight planets.
Seesaw smacc: Why must you say something so disgusting?
weed man: like you can talk
420Slut: Yeah! You're into all this kinky shit!
weed man: so are you
420Slut: Least I'm not hiding it like a fucking idiot!
Group Mom: That's... not something to be proud of.
de luny: Yeah.
weed man: can i have an answer tho
Do you wanna die do you wanna die do you wanna go far: No.
weed man: alright im about to out shu here
weed man: i remember hopping online on shus phone and seeing monster porn asylum and id like to know what the fuck he was thinking
Kaidiot: What the hell-
big ass weeb: I have
big ass weeb: QUESTIONS
Can solve cases but not my depression: Rantaro!
Seesaw smacc:
Seesaw smacc has gone offline
Group Mom: I was hanging out with Shinguji and heard him sigh. He just left.
big ass weeb: Amami, I think he's about to murder your ass. Run
weed man: sHU hELp mE
Can solve cases but not my depression: Nope.
weed man has gone offline
big ass weeb: Welp. Rip I guess.
big ass weeb: Also, I was watching our killing game again because I wanted to see some stuff, like how much we improved as people and how smart we were during trials, and can we take a moment to honor Gokuhara, who fucking roasted Iruma?
de luny: How so?
de luny: Wait. He's not in the chat. Hang on.
de luny has added Gonta Gokuhara to the chat
de luny has changed Gonta Gokuhara's name to Pure Bug Boi
tenkolobster: Hey Gokuhara!
Pure Bug Boi: Hello Chabashira! I'm assuming this is our class?
tenkolobster: Yep!
de luny: P u r e
big ass weeb: Heya Gokuhara! Anyway, so Ouma, in the third trial, said "No worries, Iruma! Everyone knows your an embarrassment to the human race!" Then Gokuhara just goes "Yeah! No worries!"
big ass weeb: BrUH
de luny: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Can solve cases but not my depression: Pfft
AN: So those two cursed things that Rantaro said? My friend on Amino actually said/did that lmao
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