Hope's Peak Crack Classes

The therap four are sleep deprived

AN: I'm sorry this is short. And also this is very weird- sorry-

[4:13 am]

Too Many Classes + People

B-b-bill: i want 2 drink sum weed now ngl-

Eds: drONk wEEd

Mikey: drink weed-

Richie: DriNk wEED-

B-b-bill: up shut fuck your

Richie: do you people want to come to my dorm area thing whatever the fuck it's called

Eds: sure

Mikey: i guess

B-b-bill: i got nothing better 2 do so yee

4 people have gone offline

(I'm still too lazy to find a divider lmao)

"I like trying to fuck a penguin and a polar bear and getting frostbite on my dick," Kiyotaka claimed randomly, somehow with a straight face.

"I mean, same dude," Rantaro responded.

"FOR GOD'S SAKE, MAN!" Kazuichi yelled, waking up most of the students in the dorm.

'What the hell?' Hajime thought as he went onto his phone. He, along with the other students, listened to their conversation.

"Have you tried it?! It's actually very, very relaxing," the green-haired boy stated.

"Yeah, syrupy sex with a maple tree," Shuichi repeated after the few talked for a bit. He had brought up this topic for some reason. "I know a lot about it. Yes, I'm having sex with maple trees."

'What in the world?' Mahiru mentally questioned.

"Leave the goddamn trees alone!" Rantaro exclaimed.

"No!"

"Find yourself a real woman!"

"No! Why? Because I'm too gay!"

"I guess I'll die," Kiyotaka deadpanned.

"Again?" the detective questioned as the four laughed.

"Why-"

"What can I say except... King Kong will cum on your face," the moral compass said, interrupting Kazuichi.

"No- don't, we'll drown," Shuichi responded.

"I want to know what goes on in your mind," the mechanic stated.

"Same," Kiyotaka agreed.

"Actually, what would Darth Vader's dick look like? That's something I'm genuinely interested in."

"I guess you could say that.. you would use the force right," the green-haired boy joked in an attempt to answer the detective.

"You probably gotta use the force lightning to give it a little jumpstart. Like," Kazuichi made a random noise, "WAKE UP! Wake up, damnit."

"I imagine it as a very, very burned pepperoni," Kiyotaka stated.

"I NEED SOME FUCKING COFFEE- IS THERE ANY COFFEE HERE?" Rantaro yelled, receiving a nod from Kazuichi before running off to the kitchen area of the dorms. The four continued messing around in the dorm until 7:00 am before they all went back to their own dorms.

(Insert divider lol)

[8:00 am]

Too Many Classes + People

48 people have come online

Ojime: Souda, Saihara, Ishimaru, and Amami. What the hell?

B-b-bill: ?

Ojime: Last night

Richie: Oh sHIT oH ShIT

B-b-bill: oH FUCk

Ace: ishimaru and saihara? i'm surprised

B-b-bill: yeah we meet up when none of us can sleep and just do random shit while sleep deprived

Eds: Yeah!

Mikey: Yeah