Bts as shit I say

29 7 0
                                    

Seokjin: who cares about hashtags when there are hash browns?

Yoongi: so i bought one of those bath bomb thingies online, you know to give it a go because literally everyone has them. i put it in and the water turn so red, it looked like i was bathing in the blood of my enemies and it turned me on a little.

Hoseok: ...AHHHHHH...sorry, i thought screaming would lighten up the mood a little bit.

Namjoon: WHY ISN'T THIS WORKI- oh i forgot to turn the tv on.

Jimin: I CAN'T OPEN THIS CAN WITH THIS CAN OPENER!

Taehyung: do you think kim get's yeezy's for free??

Jungkook: *watching a man get killed on tv* well that's fucking dreadful

©taecas

simply random bts.Where stories live. Discover now