BTS as shit I've heard from my dance studio

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namjoon: hey guys not to alarm anyone or anything but i think i broke the speakers and it's starting to smoke so–

jin: i was like bitch, try me. if you wanna go ahead and fight me on my turnout and my face then im ready to give you the biggest ass whooping in your entire life

suga: this is a stretching position. it's called the "i don't care about life anymore and im going to fucking sleep" stretch

jhope: THERE'S A BUG IN STUDIO C SOMEONE DOUSE IT IN GASOLINE AND KILL IT WITH FIRE

jimin: who's that person doing all these good pirouettes?? oh wait. that's me

V: i ate about 2 boxes of ritz crackers and i'm not feeling so well after doing all those petite allegros someone please call the doctor

jungkook: i have to hold her?? and spin her with me??? do you want me to die????

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