simply random bts.

shit suga have said

- "we actually all had six packs but because it's summer, the chocolate has melted"

- (Namjoon doesn't dry his back after showering) "he says it will dry off anyway, then why live if you will die anyway?"

- (did anyone stick their hand in your armpit today?) "I don't know, I don't care"

- (what will you be in 10 years?) "I'll be 33 years old"

- (the last thing you do before you sleep?) "Isn't it close my eyes?"

- (it's hard to write about Suga hyung) "why? Because I'm too perfect?"

- (today's segment_is run! bts! 100 seconds sports day) "can we really just leave after 100 seconds?"

- "this neck pillow right here. I can't live without it"

- (imitates Jimin's "cool" facial expression) "where's the bathroom?"

- "I'm such a man, I know how to put on a tie"

- "I want to go to the bathroom, so go for me instead"

- (at m!countdown's 360° stage) "you'd only see our butts if you film a fancam"

- (whispers) "I'm gonna kill you/ You're going to die *in other trans*"

- "I feel like I've become a newlywed bride"

- "all our 300 fans that are here, are my girlfriends"

- "when can we leave work?"

There are many more but oh well...🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️