Jean Pierre and Sam the Eagle were interrogating the twelve friends.
Sam the Eagle: Sam, let's begin. Describe the day you played Berlin
Violetta: We rehearsed and then we walked about
We ate bratwurst and sour kraut
Jean Pierre: That night at 10:03, were you inside the portrait gallery?
Violetta: From 10:00 til 10:04 was when we did the show's encore
Sam the Eagle: My dear, we've got our doubts.
Can you confirm your whereabouts?
Violetta: My alibi is watertight. The audience saw me sing all night
Jean Pierre: Madam, we know you did the crime.
Violetta: I was backstage that whole time. Ask who did the setlist connection
Jean Pierre and Sam the Eagle: Thank you, Sam. No more questions.
Jean Pierre: Alors, I think it's time for good cop/wiggly cop
Murray Wiggle, you could end up locked inside
Now's your chance to save your hide
Murray: Gentlemen, I didn't know it's a crime to be in a show
Sam the Eagle: Tell us how the art was taken
Jean Pierre: If you want to "Wiggle" on
Murray: I haven't seen your missing art.
All I've stolen was Sam's heart
Sam the Eagle: We can give you a plea deal
Jean Pierre: All you have to do is squeal
Murray: I'm not a thief. I don't know how.
All I've ever taken is a bow
Jean Pierre: So sure you're not trying to "Wiggle" your way out?
Murray: Enough already with the Wiggle puns!
Go jump in a lake! that's my suggestion
Jean Pierre and Sam the Eagle: Thank you, Murray. No more questions.
Jean Pierre: I think they like us
Sam the Eagle: I don't think your puns are helping the investigation
Jean Pierre: You know, I think they did it.
Sam the Eagle: No they didn't
Jean Pierre: Yes they did, and we can pin it
Sam the Eagle: If they did, how did they do it?
Jean Pierre: If they didn't how did they didn't?
Sam the Eagle: If they didn't then it's easy 'cause they simply didn't do it
Jean Pierre: If they did it then I knew it but we've nothing that can prove it
Oh excuse me. Bring in the drummer boy with the schnoz.
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