wrong number kid

damn it

As I looked at Clint wided eyed.

Clint: so spiderboy is you.

Peter: spiderman.

Clint: your a minor it's boi.

Peter: I'll leave you stuck there.

Clint: bet.

I then started to walk away as I hear.

Clint: wait!

I turned around with a knowing smirk.

Clint: you win.

Peter: I know.

Small time skip after I cut him down.

I was currently sitting on the couch with Clint in the recliner next to me.

Clint: ok look I won't tell Nat but you're going to tell her it doesn't have to be so soon though.

I nodded.

Clint: ok so what are your powers.

Peter: hmm super strength/agility/I can run on walls/ and enhanced speed I also have this thing called spidersense it let's me know if there is anything immediately dangerous around me or coming at me or my surroundings I'd probably be dead if I didn't have it oh yeah I got advanced healing to a normal person that get's shot would take longer then two weeks to heal from as I can do it in around 3 hour's.

Clint: and with that that's why your so reckless.

Peter: hey I'm not reckless.

Clint: Peter I'm sorry to say this but you put your life on the line I've read your file from sheild and no they didn't put your name on it.

Peter: *pouting* no fair.

Clint: welcome to reality.

Peter:*stick's tongue out*

Clint: Peter what would your mother say if she saw you doing that.

I thought about it for a second.

Peter: she'd probably hand be a knife and say don't do that shank his ass.

Clint:*snickers* your probably right but don't cuss.

I narrowed my eyes at him as his widened and evil  smirk came across my face.

Clint: Peter.

Peter: fuck/shit/bitch/bastard and poppyhead.

Clint: hahahahah!!!!!

Peter: *pouting*hey what's so funny!

Clint:*dying of laughter*(this kid thinks that's a cuss word)

Time skip after Clint get's his shit together.

Clint: ok I'm done.

Peter: whatever.

Clint: so do you have any more power's.

Peter: none I can think of on the bat oh wait I guess that you could consider the advanced healing a double edge Sword since it relies on food so that means I need like 5x more food then normal people.

Clint: hmm well wait can you get fat.

Peter: it's physically impossible.

Clint: neat.

Peter: meh.

Clint: welp come on with me I need to take you over to Tony stank.

Peter: huh but I thought it was mr'stark?

Clint: oh that's right you wouldn't know well I guess I should tell you that howard stank changed there legal name to stark before they got famous cause of various reasons.

I nodded I had no idea.

Clint:(oh this is going to be fun.)

We then got in a car as we do I hear.

Friday: hello hawk and Peter where would you like to go.

Peter: woah so cool.

Clint: the tower Fri.

Clint's pov.

I'm so glad I got what he said on video I'm going to have to chop a bunch of part's out after I'm done it's going to seem like this kid is too innocent which he is.

Peter's pov.

Time skip.

As we walked in to the tower I was behind clint I was looking at everything I then noticed I was trailing behind clint I then went to catch up to him until I was grabbed from behind I was turned around to be faced with a secretary guard.

Peter: hey let go of me!

Guard: sorry kid your not aloud in here.

He then began dragging me out as I hear.

Clint:*mad* hey!

The guard stop's and looked at Clint.

Guard: mr'barton I'm just taking out this little brat who snuck in.

Clint: this is my guest Peter now let him go or else your job is finished.

I looked up at the guard u could see he paled as he let me go and walked away quickly clint then check's over me to make sure I'm not hurt.

Clint: are you ok did he touch you in weird places.

Peter:*confused* huh what do you mean.

Clint: never mind kid let's go.

He then put his arm around me and we went in to the elevator.

Small time skip.

After we got out of the elevator I saw mr'stank come over.

Peter: hi mr'stank!

Mr'stank looked at me then Clint unimmunized.

Tony: kid it's Tony stark whatever bull Clint fed you was a lie.

Peter: what?

Clint:*sniggering* yeah sorry had to though.

Tony: anyway I figured since your Nat's kid I'd give you a badge.

He then gave me a black and red badge.

Tony: it's similar to Nat's but I heard you liked red so out it on There as well.

Peter: woah this is cool.

Tony: I know.

Just then I saw Wanda come in as she spot's me.

Wanda's pov.

As I walked in to the living room I saw Peter I couldn't help but blush a little to myself he's so cute he's so innocent I don't know why but I want to corrupt him and make him scream my name.

Peter's pov.

I then saw Wanda come over to me and started to pay my head.

Peter: *whining* hey stap I'm not a puppy.

Wanda: then quit being cute.

I then found my shoes to be quite interesting as I blushed.

Tony: *looking at Peter's shoes* I think I'll take you shopping kid.

Peter: oh no you don't have to do that.

Tony: exactly I want to try call everyone and ask them if they want to come to the store with me to shop for Peter.

I then see a blue blur go by and pick me up I couldn't help but blush a little as I saw peitro I don't know why but any time I see either Wanda or peitro I feel really weird.