wrong number kid

mom and son bonding time.

As I got to the bathroom I closed the door and I brushed my teeth I took off my clothes and I hopped in to the shower.

Time skip.

As I got out I heard karen.

Karen: Peter are you almost done?

Peter: yeah.

Karen: do you need any help?

Peter:*light blush* n-no I'm fine.

After I got ready I come out of the bathroom and I pick up karen and I ask her.

Peter:  um karen can I show you to the others?

Karen: I think that would be a good idea.

She then got on my shoulders and I went up to the penthouse while getting stared at by a few intern's they wasn't really looking at me but at karen when I got up there I hear.

Tony: just why what made you do this.

Clint: I swear it wasn't on purpose.

Tony then was looking at his coffee maker that had an arrow through it.

Tony: it's busted.

Peter: no shit Sherlock.

Everyone whipped their heads towards me while their eyes widened.

Steve: language!

Peter: English.

Just then I heard.

Clint: oh you got a cat?

They then noticed karen.

Tony: that's not a cat.

I then take her off my shoulders and put her down.

Peter: this is karen I made her body last night so I can actually talk to someone while at 3 am.

Nat: *crosses arms* and what would you be doing at 3 am.

Peter: uh uh sleeping?

Karen: he was actually watching movies.

Peter: karen you traitor.

Tony: hold up did it just talk.

Peter: yes she did I put my AI karen in the body this way she can sense and express more feelings.

I say quite proudly.

Bruce: wait AI?

Tony: kid you built an AI!?

Peter: actually I've built several that I'm planning on giving body's to.

I saw everyone's mouth agape that was until Nat breaks the silence.

Nat: ok time for breakfast.

Time skip after breakfast.

Nat: ok Peter me and you are having a mom and son bonding day.

Peter: ok.

Nat: come on let's go.

After that we go down to the garage we get in a black car and we're off.

Time skip.

Mom blindfolded me so I couldn't see where we was going but I then feel the car stop I heard her roll down her window as someone says.

???: Hi welcome to the new york city zoo.

I eyes widened as I say.

Peter: wait we're going to the zoo!?!?

???:*chuckles*

Nat: 2 all day tickets.

???: You go ma'am.

Nat: thanks.

I then felt us drive off as she says.

Nat: ok Peter I guess since you know where we are you can take your blindfold off.

I immediately did so as I saw us enter the parking lots gates we parked and got out.

Once we got in there mom asked.

Nat: ok so where to first.

Peter: the petting zoo!

Time skip.

Mom took at least 200 hundred photos of me at the petting zoo as I got done she asked.

Nat: ok so now where.

She says looking at the map.

Peter: *looks at his own map* uhhhhh how about the we go to the reptile house that's close to here.

Nat: ok.

Time skip.

We just got done with the reptile house but mom saw a place called.

Nat: the spider's house?

Peter: huh must be new it's not on the map yet ( please no I hate spider's.)

Nat: let's check it out.

Peter: (oh son of a bItC-) ok.

As we go in there I look mostly at the ground  I am not taking the chance.

Small time skip.

Mom started to notice something was off so she looked at me.

Nat: Peter why aren't you looking at the spiders.

Peter: w-well.

Just then she put it together.

Nat: are you afraid of spiders?

Peter: *nods*

Nat: oh baby I'm sorry I didn't know.

She then hugged me as she let go she led me to a cafe they had in the zoo we ordered what we wanted we got over to a booth I could hear people whispering about the black widow with some kid I then looked down at my food as I started to eat.

I then hear mom say.

Nat: just ignore them sweetie.

I nodded and continued to eat.

Time skip.

Ok so we went everywhere in the park twice skipping the spider house we then went to the gift shop and I got a bunch of those really pretty colorful Rock's a tee shirt that has the zoo's logo on it was a tiger and the name of the zoo on it I also got a DVD about the zoo telling more stuff then what you would just see it's like a documentary thing it said it's 13 hour's long so this will be fun mom got a coffee mug a tee shirt like mine and a shot glass.

Nat: I think I might start a collection of shit glasses.

Peter: welp better get the whiskey.

She playfully smacked my arm as the cashier smiled at my joke.

Time skip.

I felt tired so I went to sleep when we got back to the car.

Time skip.

Nat's pov.

As I parked the car I saw Peter was asleep I picked him up and took him to his room I saw that Karen was there on his desk waiting for him I laid him down and covered him up as I them tell him.

Nat: good night my Детеныш паука (it means baby spider.)