Round 3 - Knocked Out - Man from Mars vs the Woman from Venus!!!

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Dev's POV:

Angel eyes!!!

She's these beautiful angel eyes...

Wait a minute... do you remember hearing her shrill voice...

'Getuppppppp'

See... That's the voice... Witch!!!

'Oh Mr.... Get up!!!'

The wicked witch!!!

That's when he came back to the real world seeing she was back ranting in her shrill voice...

Woman again!!! I tell you!!!

'Oh Mr... heavy weight... how shamelessly are you... what kinda opportunistic man you are... Everytime you tried to jump on me...last night as well you tried hold me...then you fell over me... now you are again hovering me... shameless... sick mentality man!!? That too in my own house... infront of my own'

'Shutup you mad woman!!! Just look below and first understand who's on whom and who's blocking whom then rant!!! You seem to have a mental issue!!!'
I yelled.

But little did she bother??? No!!!

Why???

Coz Woman 🤦

'You kind of men are bloody all about yourselves... You think it's always that easy to try to get any women below na??? But you must understand that...'

'Aunty... uncle your daughter doesn't have a stop button is it??? How does she like SHUT UP'

I screamed as she wasn't understanding what I was telling and was
On

And

On

And

On!!!

Why??? Coz WOMAN!!!

Ahhhhhh!!!

That's when her mom told her..

'Ishu beta...once look below... He is not above you...you are above him!!!'

And started looking elsewhere in embarassment!!!

That's when their ever so ranting daughter understood the situation and rolled down and stood up at once!!!

'Thanks Aunty...I hope there is an antidote for her!!! She's poisonous!!!' I said...

To which I saw her mum chuckle trying to suppress her laugh.

'Saudamini Daadi... please try to get his chain along and try to tie him... he's dangerous!!!' she spit out jerking off her hair...

I was pissed off...she never let s chance go where she could annoy me!!!

'You poisonous witch!!! Daadi... I will die but not let her be a Kapoor Bahu!!! She's the perfect mismatch!!! I mean I'd rather make sure Dhruv stays single all his life!!!'

I saw her big black button eyes widen further!!!her nose getting pinker and she bite her lower lip shooting glares at me...

Although she was getting angry...

Her pink nose...was kinda cute...

It turned red while she narrowed her button eyes!!!

Angel eyes☺️

No no....witch!!! Wicked witch!!!

'Oh Hello....you really think I'll let my sister marry you... I would rather marry her off to two pigs rather getting her tied to a self obsessed psychotic idiot!!! You need treatment!!! Try shock!!! May help you!!!'

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