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The Death P.A.C.T group chat history file #2

Jan 2, 2020 5:35 am

Pen and Tree are online

Pen: hey tree

Pen: hey

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Pen: hey

Tree: shut your ballpoint blabbermouth

Pen: what's wrong

Pen: wait

Pen: was it because bottle ate the last of the biscuits

Tree: YOU SHOULD KNOW CLEARLY WHY IM UPSET

Pen: tree that Christmas Eve thing was a while ago it's 2020 now

Pen: everything is back to normal

Tree: it's not supposed to be normal

Pillow is online

Pillow: you burnt down 27 more decorations than last time

Pillow: that's an accomplishment

Tree: that ain't enough

Pen: uh was it because saw massacred you

Tree: that little grey zig zag better prepare herself cause I'm going to make her regret every last bit of her decision

Pen: ah so that's why

Tree: WHY DIDNT YOU RECOVER ME

Pen: 😒

Black Hole is online

Black Hole: I better have an explanation for this

Black Hole: Why. Is my phone ringing at 5 am.

Tree: because you were foolish enough not to turn on do not disturb

Black Hole: when I mean I want to get to know each other I didn't mean smack dab in the middle of the night

Tree: you were the one that even wanted to make this group chat EVEN THOUGH WE LIVE TOGETHER IN THE SAME HOUSE

Pen: dang tree chill

Tree: no.

Pen: ok

Remote and Liy are online

Pillow: how interesting the fact u two are awake at the same time

Liy: do you really want me to come over to your room and not let you have a good sleep?

Remote: we were watching sword art online but then we ran out of popcorn

Liy: remote how could you

Black Hole: ITS 5 AM

Liy: uh why does that matter exactly

Remote: yeah why don't you accept insomniacs in this household

Black Hole: I'm just trying to be logical here

Pen: hold up where's pie

Pie is online

Pie: sorry I just had to witness bottle fly away with Peter Pan

Pillow: is this gonna happen every week or what