Time to be unoriginal.
Some of these were inspired by others, some of these are just my opinion. But this is basically what I believe.
Also this will include shipping. I mean, what's one of these books without shipping? (I'm sorry-)
This only includ...
Welp- this book has come far, far enough to the end unfortunately. I hope y'all can enjoy this last chapter- I made it a little special.
And it's an ii au cause I love that show too much-
Nickel: heyo audience
Baseball: audience? I think you mean "hello baseball".
Nickel: I know what I said.
Baseball: visible confusion*
Nickel: alright fine I recently learned that everything we're saying and doing is basically just a script that's being read and spoken out at the moment
Baseball: wh- huh?
Baseball: have you been taking too many medications again
Nickel: wHAT no-
Baseball: this stuff just sounds too stupid to me
Baseball: where's the proof of all of that
Nickel: you want me to prove it?
Baseball: that's what I asked.
Nickel, pulling out a script: alright here
Baseball: you ACTUALLY FOUND AND USED A PIECE OF PA-
Nickel: I interrupt you. Your line next
Baseball: you can't control what I'm speaking, nickel this is crap
Nickel: that was your line, now I'm speaking mine.
Baseball: ...explain.
Nickel, showing Baseball the script: it says right here, after I say "your line next" you say "you can't control what I'm speaking, nickel this is crap"
Baseball: reads the line*
Baseball: I-
Baseball: how long has that been written down for
Nickel: I found it on the side of the road a few weeks ago
Nickel: don't believe me? Ask OJ
OJ, in the distance: I can confirm.
Nickel: that's on the script too, and so is this line
Baseball: this is starting to confuse me. You're telling me- looks at Nickel- this script is predicting the future.
Nickel: no, you don't read that part sissy
Baseball: which part
Nickel: the italics in the middle of your line
Baseball: oh so it's like-
Baseball: considers life for a second*
Baseball, tilting his head at nickel: this is starting to confuse me. You're telling me thi-
Baseball: wait a second.
Nickel: yes?
Baseball: tell me, what happens 3 minutes later.
Nickel, looking through the script:
Nickel, showing him a picture: you fall into a water puddle. Despite your efforts to avoid it, the water inevitably ends up on your shirt as shown
Baseball, walking away: hah, as if. I control my OWN life, thanks.
Nickel: I'll see YOU in 3 minutes.
•and thus, 3 minutes pass•
Baseball, with a wet shirt: sprints over*
Baseball: HANG ON A SECOND
Baseball: LET ME LOOK AT THE PICTURE.
Nickel, showing him the picture: notice the similarity of the water stains
Baseball: THERES NO WAY WATER WOULD EVER LOOK THE SAME SPLASHING TWICE. THAT STAIN MUST HAVE BEEN PAINTED ON THAT ACTOR'S SHIRT.
Baseball, eyes widening: although I did make that EXACT POSE-
Nickel: it was inevitable.
Baseball:
Baseball: tell me what happens after another 5 minutes. Tell me.
Nickel: flips some more pages*
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•so, 30 minutes later•
Baseball: leaps over*
Nickel: eh?
Baseball: we really ARE PART OF A SCRIPT
Nickel: eh? Eh?
Baseball: mY LINES ARE ON THIS PAPER
Baseball: EVERYTHING I'M SPEAKING AND DOING IS-
Baseball: glances at the script again*
Baseball: HOW
Nickel: they probably even made some scripts into storyboards and tv shows
Baseball:
Baseball: WAIT DOES THAT MEAN I'VE BEEN WATCHED THIS ENTIRE TIME!? EVEN WHILE I'VE BEEN SLEEPING-
Nickel: likely
Baseball: everything I do has already been planned for me by someone else. My personality, my actions, my whole life.
Nickel, nodding: pretty much. The readers of the script probably know how you're gonna die too. Then they'll read it over and over and over again, reliving your life while you perform and do their bidding in the form of media and writing...
