Fan.

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Suitcase, walking up to Fan: hi!

Fan's brain: ok. Gotta think of a good greeting

One part of his brain: just say hello, you know... the classic

Another part of his brain: no say hey there, it's a much more comfortable greeting

The third part of his brain: no way, say good afternoon, it's the most polite.

Fan: uh-

Fan, squeaking: good hehi there afternoon

Suitcase:

Suitcase: oh-

Fan, trying very hard not to punch himself: ehehhh- excuse me I need a moment.

He then ran over to the nearest cliff and jumped right off of it.

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