(OLD) Object show headcanons, random scenarios, and group chats all in one.

A series of random and unfortunate events (II2)

Salt: O M G, I'm like super tired.

Salt: takes a seat in a chair*

The chair: breaks a leg*

The leg: goes flying*

The leg: punctures Cheesy in the stomach*

Cheesy, going through a moment of immense pain: OOA- guess that chair didn't like how "salty" you were so it gave up trying to support you, heh

Cheesy: backing up, knocking over 4 gallons of milk in the process*

The milk: opens up and spills everywhere*

Cherries: runs in, and slips on the milk*

Cherries: begins to slide across the floor, then stopping in front of the TV*

Knife and Paper, watching Desperate Housewives: NOOO THE ENDING-

Knife, triggered: throws the remote at the cherries, missing, and breaking the TV in the process*

OJ, walking past the living room and witnessing the TV break: B R O THAT WAS LIKE A THOUSAND DOLLARS

Knife: faints on the couch*

OJ: slips on some milk and earns himself a concussion*

Cherries: screams to such an extent it breaks all glass*

Paper, getting up from the sofa: HOW DARE YOU INTERRUPT OUR TV SHOW

Paper: proceeds to punch the Cherries in the left cheek*

Cherries: OH SO ITS A FIGHT YOU WANT?! WELL... IN THAT CASE, HAPPY EARLY CHRISTMAS

Paper and Cherries: begins a riot*

The rest of the group: begins cheering them on*

Soap, who just came into the kitchen with groceries: I-

Paintbrush, who suddenly emerges from the stairs, drenched in salt water: please don't ask about me.

Pepper in the background: PARANOID SCREECHING*

The Cherries and Paper: both fall into the ground due to massive injury*

Soap, punching her fingers into a phone: HELLO? YES WE HAVE A MAJOR EMERGENCY HERE PLEASE HURRY-

A random ambulance: crashes into the side of the hotel*

The hotel: begins to lean to one side due to damage in the foundations*

Everyone: OVERWHELMING SHOUTING*

This was so random... I- W HEEZ E-