(OLD) Object show headcanons, random scenarios, and group chats all in one.

My day was bad. (II2)

(Gore warning, and a spoiler to season 2 episode 14 at the end)

Salt: OMG MY DAY WAS TERRIBLE

Pepper: OMG what happened?

Salt, crying: I STUBBED MY TOE

Pepper: oh please

Pepper, with a bleeding foot: at least you didn't stub two toes

Pickle, sticking his head through the doorway: at least you still have working FEET

Pickle: reveals his broken ankle*

Tissues, sticking his head through as well: well, be grateful you're not sick all the time. It's long term.

Trophy, punching Tissues: sICK? YOU ARE THE ONE MAKING ME SICK, PHYSICALLY AND MENTALLY

Trophy: AND LOOK AT THIS BLEEDING THUMB. ITS ON MY DOMINANT HAND.

Soap, from down the hall: AT LEAST YOU DONT HAVE TO CLEAN EVERYDAY AND PREPARE YOURSELF FOR A DISEASE AND SHARP THINGS AT EVERY CORNER

Paintbrush, walking from the elevator: YOU SHOULD BE HAPPY NONE OF YALL ARE AT THE RISK OF BURNING THIS ENTIRE PLACE DOWN, ALONG WITH YOUR LIVES

Mic, walking by and looking in: oh- uh... I'm sorry you guys, it must feel really terrible going through these things. Literally the only thing that happened to me was a tiny argument between a friend of mine, heh

Mic: anyways, gotta run some errands

Mic, leaving the door: reveals 78 knives punctured into her backside, along with two axes and a screaming fan*

Everyone else:

Everyone else: how the heck is she even alive

Lemme just say,

I feel bad for mic during episode 14
Especially during the elimination
That was emotional ;-;

Inspired by chipflake and a random image on google