(OLD) Object show headcanons, random scenarios, and group chats all in one.

After the whole egg event (a sexual warning...?) (II2)

I mean
It's just a small mention
But

Just in case- here's a warning

Fan, talking to himself: I guess my adopted son might be better off with his real- I mean... THEIR real family in outer space.

Fan: I'm sure gonna miss them though. :(

Test Tube, coming out of nowhere while holding a drink: hello fan what are you muttering about?

Fan: I miss my adopted child

TT: you mean the egg.. right

Fan: nods*

TT: well... they've gone to where they belong at least, you helped them find their home... ish

Fan, making a sad puppy face: it's just not the same without egg though

Fan, pacing around for a bit then jumping up: I got it.

TT: you found a solution?

Fan, after taking a (very) deep and long breath: I want another child.

TT: spits out her dr. fizz*

TT: you mean as in adopt one, or...

Fan, grabbing her shoulders and giving her the most serious look: I WANT TO MAKE ONE.

Fan: could you help me out with it?

TT:

TT, starting to sweat: are you sure you don't want to adopt a kid...?

Fan: nods aggressively*

•10 years later•

Fan, to his child: and that's how we decided to give birth to you.

His child:

His child, eyes widening: oh so THATS why mom never likes to talk about it

Yep
This is the stuff I can come up with at 12 am
...

I LOVE THIS SHIP TOO MUCH IM SORRY-