An interviewer: how do each of you manage to maintain your way of life? What do you think is your purpose?
Baseball, about to break down: the purpose of life is to try your best, even if you don't succeed all the time-
Nickel: push people that are of lower rank than you to do their jobs so you can thrive.
Suitcase: be a ray of sunshine in someone else's life and try to help them to the best of your ability when they need it!
Balloon: skip me please
Knife: learn from your mistakes and make sure not to do them again or else you're screwed.
Microphone: be careful with who you trust. Cliche, I understand.
Soap: ELIMINATE GERMS AND MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LIFESTYLE
Trophy: find things that make you happy. For me, that's leaving this talk set.
Cheesy: distract yourself from the horrors of life by making bad puns. Just take a breath, and blow them all away!
Box: falls onto the floor*
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HumorTime to be unoriginal. Some of these were inspired by others, some of these are just my opinion. But this is basically what I believe. Also this will include shipping. I mean, what's one of these books without shipping? (I'm sorry-) This only includ...
