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steelbeak headcanons aka me rambling

I'm writing these for myself bc I'm a simp 😔
// swearing cw
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* chaotic dumbasses
- best of homies,, hell yeah do stupid shit with your s/o >:)
- partners in crime

* makes ton of jokes
- he likes making you laugh n seeing your smile :^)
- dork

* dumb of ass 2am rambles..
- just absentmindedly talking about nonsensical things,, you're both tired and probably have a slight buzz from the 2 ounces of soda you drank not too long ago

* Steelbeak isn't really used to having healthy nontoxic relationships w anyone so
Yeah you're v cash money 😎

* ok but yeah deadass mutual support
- you'll make him feel better about his insecurities and vice versa
- he might not always be the best at it but he definitely tries
- he's not used to dealing with anyone else's emotions,, he's still trying to comprehend that everyone's life is just as vivid and complex as his

* flirts in a respectful way™
- idk how to explain it..
- it's in a joking manner,, it's not supposed to make you uncomfortable,,
some things that are related to this is like,, winking with finger guns

* idk I'd like to think he's respectful of your well being
- he cares for you sm and he never wants you to be treated the way he was
- but yeah,, bro you're having sensory overload? in whatever way you feel most comfortable let him know! he'll try to help you out,, even leave you be if needed

- you're feeling insecure? It's totally valid to feel that way,, but there's nothing wrong with you! You're the best you you can be! You're great!

* gets offended when you call yourself stupid,, even when you make a silly mistake and go "oh I'm stupid" he'll get upset and insist you're not

* you'll deck anyone who says he's stupid
- when you find out how FOWL has been treating him you march up to their headquarters or whatever and defend SB,, just straight up go off,
- steelbeak himself has to drag you out

* you're both touch starved
- likes holding you close,, he's constantly afraid someone's gonna take you from him.. Also you make him feel safe
- he'll wrap an arm around your waist
- h*lding hands

*Steelbeak likes to brag about you
- he wants everyone to know how great you are

* ok in conclusion you two genuinely care about each other even if you might have trouble showing it sometimes

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[gently pats steelbeak] this bad boy can fit so much trauma in him

Aha that's basically it ig idk these were kinda a mess
Sorry but him.. ❤
He reminds me of jfk from clone high
Idk it's probably the dummy thicc himbo speaking 😔<//33