Bnha x reader textfic

When y/n isnt so innocent

Kami:dad!!! We have a problem

Aizawa: what's is it?

Iida(d): what is it?

Mom(o): aizawa im
pretty sure it would
include angel so even
if your not the dad of
this group chat :( you
may have to stay

Kami: so Mineta brought in loads of
Vodka and we out juice in it to make it taste
Nice and y/n came in saying "oh is it juice time
Thank you Mineta and Kami" ofc I was flustered at that so I didn't notice she had taken two pint glasses filled with it.
So now y/n is drunk and she's saying some weird sh*t

Aizawa: when she's sober I'm
gonna kick your ass

Mom(o): my poor baby

Deku: can I have some juice

Katy Perry: Izu no-

Pomeranian : I'm gonna be making
Some wine out of Mineta tonight no body
Gets my angel drunk

Katy Perry: simp

Pomeranian: says you

Tokoyami/goth bro has closed the chat
Reason: you've got to look after y/n not argue
Dipsh*ts.

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"Kami~ I want to have babies with you~" you said as everyone flooded into the kitchen

You were on the counter and kami was in between your legs faces just a few mm apart

"Y/n if you come get some water and drink it all you can have a baby with kami!" Shoto said as he grabbed 3 cups and filled them with water

"NoooooooOooO I want babies with all of youuuu. But dad says I have to wait till I'm older and dadmic said I could have one when I find the right person. And I diddddDddd" you said as you began to cry.

Kirishima picked you up held you with one hand and wiped your tears with the other.

"How about we drink all three waters and we can have a baby Tomorrow." Kirishima said as he handed you a glass

"Y-yea-h" you said as you hugged onto kiri

You didn't end up drinking any water you just fell asleep then and there. Everyone stared at kiri as if he was a god

"W-why are you guys staring I'll put her down if you want me too" he said as he began to place you down

"No!" Momo whisper shouted "she's happy with you and may wake up and cry again stay with her your good at calming people"

"Yeah you calm kacchan down too" izuku said as he brushed a strand of h/l hair out of your eyes ( if it's too short to do that then ignore me and he just caressed your eye.)

"Don't call me that nerd and no he doesn't"
Bakugo said charging quietly towards deku.

Dadzawa stepped infront of bakugo and grabbed his wrist.

"If you so much as make a noise and wake my daughter up I will snap this wrist off" aizawa then let go of bakugo who was embarrassed and sat down pouting.

~le next day brought to you by Bakugo being a cute lil grumpy boi~

"My head hurts..." you said sitting up you sat still trying to remember what happened yesterday and you did. Your face flushed red.

"Oh y/n your up" you heard shoto say as he walked into the common room you spotted that kirishima had swapped with Bakugo. As kirishima was the one cooking while Bakugo laid underneath you on the sofa

"So y/n do you still want babies with all of the people from classth one a?" Mineta said. You cringed at him

"Not with you thanks Mineta but I'll only have babies with them if they want" you said as you laid back down and cuddled back into Bakugo.

All of class 1 a who were sitting at the table blushed and mr aizawa rolled his eyes

"How are babies made?" You asked. This made Bakugo shoot up making you almost fly off him.

"Oh dear y/n sit down and mommy Momo is going to tell you." Momo said

"Shouldn't the boys leave?Ribbit" tsu said

"No I want them to feel awkward" mono smirked creepily and gave off a scary aura

"I'm in for that" Mina said as she blocked the exits with her acid.

"These children honestly I wonder why I haven't expelled them yet" aizawa muttered as he zipped up his sleeping bag and collapsed on the floor

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Thank you all so much for 1k hope you enjoyed

Please leave suggestions on what you would like to happen I'll happily do any character!!!

Have a lovely day/night wherever you may be

A/n:Georgie
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